Hoe Life 2 Wife Life w/ Hannah Berner

Hoe Life 2 Wife Life w/ Hannah Berner

They say you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, but we’d like to think otherwise.

At some point in our life, whether we are at the height of our career or living our best single lives, we all want to find that one person we can spend the rest of our life with, right? That one true love we all grew up hoping to find one day. I mean, at the very least, who doesn’t want to be with the best partner and have the best s*x at the drop of a dime?

Besties, today we are joined by Hannah Berner! Hannah is the host of two extremely successful podcasts Giggly Squad and Berning In Hell, a standup comedian, reality TV star, and now here with us on Almost Adulting! Today Violet and Hannah waste no time getting into things beginning with Violet calling out Hannah for not inviting her to her wedding! Hannah then goes into detail about her transition from hoe life to wife life, what it’s like dating (then marrying) an older guy, falling in love with someone you least expect to fall in love with, and why you should look for a partner that takes ugly photos of you. The two superstars also talk about the harsh realities of their professions and why checking in with yourself mentally is SO important. This episode is jam packed with hilarious stories and advice so sit back and listen up!


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What to Listen For:

  • 00:00 Introduction
  • 02:26 The first time I saw you…
  • 04:01 Oh, cults?
  • 06:38 Let’s talk about weddings
  • 11:05 Would you date an older guy?
  • 15:47 What people don’t know about me…
  • 19:25 When people hurt other people
  • 23:24 What’s your definition of happiness?
  • 28:11 When you open up and stop pretending to be someone else
  • 30:44 Loving someone you didn’t imagine ending up with
  • 34:55 Going to the extremes, being emotionally unavailable
  • 39:29 What is the purpose when you post on social media?
  • 44:24 What about love that scared you the most?
  • 47:38 Compatibility in marriage
  • 53:47 This is how the chase starts
  • 56:15 Being loved even at your lowest
  • 01:02:18 One person can’t be your everything
  • 01:06:30 Has your definition of love changed over the years?
  • 01:09:48 What I like about his d*ck…
  • 01:11:50 How does it feel to have a life partner?


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