Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

How hard could it be to make a decent Star Wars porn parody? Apparently very hard. Listen to a lackluster retelling of the original Star Wars film that somehow includes just four sex scenes, each less inspired than the last. They didn't even come up with "sexy" versions of the original character names! Dong Vader? Hand Solo? Princess Lay-ya? Luke Skyhumper? Nothin'. It's disturbingly lazy, even for porn.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage. They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

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This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Nick Bernardi, Elise Jordan, Allie Keller, Bre Brown, Sam Kyker, Matt Fox, Ross Compton, Adam Shalzi and Bill Stern.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media