Pissplay

With nothing better to do, I created a Tinder profile during my lunch break and by 5pm that evening I had arranged my first ever one-night stand. His profile picture showed a muscular torso and his bio mentioned how his hands were “magic” but included very little other information. He didn’t want anything serious – just something fun for lockdown. Despite this being exactly what I was after as well, his forwardness made him seem a bit sleazy and I wasn’t sure if I was really up for getting that physical with a stranger. But then again… what else did I have to do?!