Rodney You Plonker:  Roger's Not  Going To Bonk Her

Rodney You Plonker: Roger's Not Going To Bonk Her

Ray Mac returns after his American adventures and dives headfirst into the Gin and Tonic on air with some hilarious results including the struggle to pronounce the word 'writhe', leading to some comedic tongue-twisting moments and horrific editing experiences for a more sober Jorma

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In a breakfast blunder, a Scottish man is Lost In Translation and because of his poor German, mistakenly confuses a young Austrian child with a breakfast product, leading to a sticky situation as Jorma recalls being embarrassingly overheard revealing sexy secrets in a curry house car park.


Meanwhile, things heat up in Lickey End when Norma from the corner shop sets her sights on newcomer, Roger, only for her plans to backfire in a misunderstanding about Scotch Eggs that leads to traditional village pitchfork and dog-dirt retribution that can't possibly fail - and if it does, surely the police can be persuaded to blame the Bulgarians.


Giggles is good for you. Good skills!


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