I think I just saw Jesus or was it Jeremy Beadle?

I think I just saw Jesus or was it Jeremy Beadle?

''The funniest podcast in heaven or on earth’’ – Pope Francis

Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.

#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem HabsburgChins #JesusSketch #TrueOrFalseQuiz #BeingJohnMalkovich #JohnMalkovichSchoolBusDriver #SuperMacsVsMcDonalds #PodcastBanter #JobCentreSketch #MattSmithUgly #WelshBaftas #JesusUnemployed #ALittleIrishMathsTest #DirtyTreeAndATurd #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedy #IrishCountdown #WasThatJeremyBeadle

Transcript

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MjvqhpJePReDBQ4grirxR16L1MKMCbZNt164EzkWte4/edit

Episode Highlights

1. Introduction

- Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.

- Mention of sponsors, Vaticanum - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'

2. Episode Highlights and chat

  • Discussion about Ray eating ice lollies and communion wafers in a deck chair with underpants on his head
  • Scrambling eggs on Ray’s stomach
  • Sexy Beast (movie)
  • True or False Quiz
  • Morgan Freeman poem
  • Jesus Sketch

3. Morgan Freeman Funny Poem

  • Morgan Freeman reads his poem "The Habsburg Jaw," requested by Australian historian, Kim Phillips. Incest, chins and Game of Thrones
  • Jimmy Hill’s Chin

4. True or False Quiz and chat

  • John Malkovich Bus Driver?
  • Liam Neeson in Michael Collins
  • Who has the right to use the word Big Mac?
  • Getting served lasagna by Cyclops

5. Jesus In The Job Centre SKETCH

* What work have you done before Jesus?

* I suppose I am a Christian

* I’ve not worked really for 2000 years

* Was that fucking Jeremy Beadle?

6. Post of the Week

  • Irish Countdown

7. Thanks and Closing Credits

- Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors

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