Fisticuffs at the Fairview Swim Club (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep4: My Heart Belongs to Daddy)

Fisticuffs at the Fairview Swim Club (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep4: My Heart Belongs to Daddy)

In this episode, Gaby wants a conjugal visit, Susan FINDS Zach, Lynette struggles with Parker's imaginary friend Mrs. Mulberry, and Bree is essentially oblivious to the insane beef between Andrew and George.


Summer and Christy talk successfully sneaking into events, new jobs, and their short-lived book club.


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Let's Have A Baby! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 22: What Would We Do Without You)

Let's Have A Baby! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 22: What Would We Do Without You)

In this episode, Susan and Gaby go full-on Bride Wars, Edie wants to have a baby with Carlos, and Lynette hates Tom.Summer and Christy discuss moving to Los Angeles and the heinous institution that is CreditKarma.JOIN THE DISCORD!JOIN THE PATREON! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Apr 36min

The Tragic Demise of Lynette and Rick's (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep21: Into the Woods)

The Tragic Demise of Lynette and Rick's (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep21: Into the Woods)

In this episode, Edie bribes Travers into wanting to visit more, Gaby gets a modicum of power that goes to her head, Lynette faces her feelings for Rick, and Susan goes rogue on the hunt for Mike.Summer and Christy discuss moving cross-country, cross-country flight woes, literal cat fights, and much, much more. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Apr 1h 14min

DUCK CONFIT! (Desperate Housewives: S3, Ep 20: Gossip)

DUCK CONFIT! (Desperate Housewives: S3, Ep 20: Gossip)

Gabby wages war against Edie, Lynette goes out with her new boyfriend Rick, and Susan makes a choice. Summer and Christy talk unfortunate doctor appointments, bullying men, and make a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Watch Big Hit Pending here ....... Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Apr 1h 2min

I Saw The Man In Your Freezer (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep19: God, That's Good)

I Saw The Man In Your Freezer (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep19: God, That's Good)

In this episode, Susan hastily plans her wedding while Mike tries to win her back, Gaby and Victor are caught in a scandal, Lynette does her best to keep the restaurant afloat, and Edie and Carlos violate people's privacy.Summer and Christy discuss Happy Color, Sunday routines, impending cat playdates, and Summer's vertical A Trade of Hearts.JOIN THE DISCORD!!! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Mar 1h

MIKE SAVES THE BIG CHEESE! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 18: Liaisons)

MIKE SAVES THE BIG CHEESE! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 18: Liaisons)

In this episode, Edie and Carlos have "rematch sex," Susan discovers that Ian is STILL jealous of Mike, Gaby makes Victor jealous, and, as usual, Lynette RUNS THE WHOLE PIZZERIA FOR TOM.Summer and Christy discuss vices, toy fairs, spring breakers, and soooooo much more. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Mar 1h 21min

No Nips Without Tips! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 17: Dress Big)

No Nips Without Tips! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 17: Dress Big)

In this filler episode, Gaby goes shopping at Victor's ex-wife's closet, Lynette and Tom fight over pizzeria uniforms, Edie tries to seduce Carlos, and Susan meets Ian's kooky British parents.Summer and Christy talk Santa Monica, Disneyland, and more!JOIN THE DISCORD!!! (or else)NEW MERCH is here! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Mar 1h 8min

Desperate Husbands (Desperate Housewives: S3,Ep 16: My Husband, the Pig)

Desperate Husbands (Desperate Housewives: S3,Ep 16: My Husband, the Pig)

This ep is a little kooky and all about the men. Mike and Ian fight over Susan, Carlos has an interrupted date, Tom tries to plan his anniversary, and Orson deals with a family emergency.Summer and Christy talk scheduling conflicts and more really INSANE celeb run-ins.JOIN THE DISCORD Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Feb 53min

Zach Young's Girthy Sausage (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep15: The Little Things You Do)

Zach Young's Girthy Sausage (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep15: The Little Things You Do)

JOIN OUR DISCORD!!!In this episode, Gaby thinks she slept with Zach, Lynette does damage control on the pizzeria, Susan can get Mike exonerated and MOTHER HODGE OFFICIALLY LOSES IT AND TRIES TO KILL BREE.Summer and Christy discuss CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS, demon voices, and urinals.Tiktok and IG @wearegoingtotellMerchWe aren't even pushing the Facebook group anymore Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Feb 1h 8min