SOS Joe & Sophie Are Getting A Divorce, Kylie & Timothée’s Hard Launch, KRAVIS’ Hospital Scare, and WTF Happened At Burning Man?

Aleen and Sami start off today’s episode with a special shoutout to today’s birthday betch and our Virgo queen, Jordana! All is now right in the world because all 3 Betches are the same age again, and Aleen can hardly contain her excitement to share her take on Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s divorce headlines. This was the perfect opening to introduce ‘Sami Sleuths’ where she shares her conclusions after scouring the internet regarding Joe & Sophie’s relationship history. From one couple to the next, the Betches discuss Kylie & Timothée’s PDA hard launch at Beyonce’s Renaissance tour in LA, Kourtney and Travis’s hospital scare, and the latest speculation on Summer House’s Carl and Lindsay. They wrap up by discussing the dumpster fire that was supposed to be Burning Man. Carl will be sent to the Caymans to sell timeshares, and despite his performance in dental and alcohol sales, we think vacation homes could be his niche. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices