The Brotherhood of Assassins: Cold, Calculated, Poets of the Kill

The Cups are joined again by SirSitsALot for our January patron chat, where we discuss what would happen if protagonists swapped games. What happens if Eivor is the star of a game in America? Will the...

29 Jan 52min

The Cups are back with another assassin vs. templar episode -- this time, we're taking a look at the pope who started the first Crusade, launching the world into a series of wars that threatened to ta...

22 Jan 46min

Welcome to 2026! We're starting year four of the podcast off strong with another Objective Board quest from AC: Shadows. This quest follows the leader, The Iron Hand, and follows different members thr...

8 Jan 42min

The Cups and SirSitsALot are back with the final patron chat of 2025! Teecup leads SirSits and Shecup in Emoji Trivia, where we guess the game based on emojis. 1. 🪓🐺🍻❄️⚔️ 2. 🏛️🎯🔥👑 3. 🕌📜👴...

18 Des 202535min

This week, the Cups rank ALL main Assassin's Creed games out of ten. We based this on story, gameplay, and performance. We've got some hot takes, some mid takes, and some piping cold takes. Listen now...

11 Des 20251h 27min

We're back with another Shadows Objective Board quest -- this time two! Listen now to learn everything you need to know about the Kabukimono and the Winter Raiders. Now introducing Assassin's Creed...

4 Des 202539min

Join the Cups and SirSitsALot to rank the companions on a scale from S (the best) to E (the worst!). Let us know in the comments if you disagree with our conclusions! Now introducing Assassin's Cre...

20 Nov 20251h 12min

Listen now as the Cups discuss the iconic and hilarious captain of the Adrestia, Barnabus. You'll find out all you need to know about this loveable, goofy guy, and see how he stacks up to other charac...

13 Nov 202539min