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Ben Cousins has been cast for the new season of Dancing With The Stars, which begs the question: does everyone deserve a redemption arc? (Especially on prime-time TV).

Plus, the ‘Birthday girlies’ are draining our bank accounts, and enough is enough. So, is it as simple as just saying you can’t afford to attend their endless extravagant events?

And, multimillionaire Bryan Johnson wants to live as long as humanly possible, and he’s got some interesting methods in the name of anti-aging.One involving shockwave therapy and his penis.

The End Bits:

• Listen to our latest episode: A Family Meeting About Mia’s Face
• If you or someone you know are experiencing domestic family or sexual violence, contact 1800RESPECT or Lifeline on 13 11 14.
• Read: Ben Cousins is going on Dancing with the Stars. Let's not forget where he was four years ago.
• Read: 11am dinner and 'must donate plasma': This tech bro's list of dating rules are...a lot.
• Read: 'I expect my “rich” friends to pay for my half of dinner. And you should too.'
• Listen: How ‘Cocaine Cassie’ Really Survived Three Years In A Colombian Prison

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