278 - A Thanksgiving Tale

Tim discusses being inducted into the Harvard Lampoon, the political schism over Israel, Democrats rebranding with Elissa Slotkin, Elon Musk’s exit from DOGE, Prince Harry complaining about no longer getting royal security, and Mark Zuckerberg telling us all to make AI friends.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Identity Guard Visit https://identityguard.com/tim To Sign Up For A 30 Day Free Trial And Get 60% OFF Aura Frames Exclusive $35-OFF Carver Mat At https://AuraFrames.com Use Promo Code "TIM"  Ship Station Go To https://shipstation.com & Use Code "TIMDILLON" To Sign Up For Your FREE Trial Nutrafol Go To https://Nutrafol.com/men & Use Code "TIMDILLON" To Get $10 OFF Your First Month's Subscription & FREE Shipping ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

3 Mai 1h 8min

Tim sits down with Candace Owens to discuss the curious case of Brigitte Macron, Candace’s fight to free Harvey Weinstein, the impending War in Iran, and much more.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:  OpenPhone Streamline and Scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% OFF your first 6 months at https://openphone.com/tim Morgan And Morgan Visit https://ForThePeople.com/TIM or Dial #LAW (#529) Helix  Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd To Get 20% OFF Sitewide (4/1 - 4/30) ARMRA Go To https://tryarmra.com/TIM To Get 15% OFF Your First Order Ethos Go to https://ethos.com/TIM to get a FREE quote today!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

26 Apr 1h 13min

Tim discusses the ongoing story of the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran man questionably removed from the US who may or may not be an MS-13 gang member. He also watches the Blue Origin space launch and shares his thoughts on the stunt.  -Tim's new Netflix special "I'm Your Mother" IS OUT NOW. You can watch it at the link below👇 https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81992010?s=i&trkid=260267037&vlang=en American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:  OpenPhone Streamline and Scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% OFF your first 6 months at https://openphone.com/tim Blue Chew Visit https://bluechew.com And Use Promo Code: 'TD' To Get Your First Month FREE! Just Pay $5 Shipping.  Prize Picks  Download The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ To Get $50 instantly when you play $5 - https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

19 Apr 1h 3min

Tim discusses the recent helicopter crash in the Hudson, why summer vacations are over, RFK’s pledge to find the cause of autism by September, the looming threat of war with Iran, young people taking “mini-retirements”, and the importance of being a good guest in another country.  -Tim's new Netflix special "I'm Your Mother" comes out on Tuesday, April 15th. Click the link below to set a reminder on Netflix so you can watch when it premieres! 👇 https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81992010?s=i&trkid=260267037&vlang=en American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:  Morgan And Morgan Visit https://ForThePeople.com/TIM or Dial #LAW (#529) Kars4Kids Go To https://Kars4Kids.org/TIM & find out how to easily donate your car today and receive a vacation voucher and tax deduction. Identity Guard Go To https://identityguard.com/TIM To Sign Up For A 30-Day Free Trial & Get 60% OFF.  OpenPhone Streamline and Scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% OFF your first 6 months at https://openphone.com/tim ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

12 Apr 1h 9min

Tim discusses the recent market downturn due to Donald Trump’s tariffs taking effect. He reflects on the loss of American industry, a not-so-new way of life we need to accept, and how our economy was a chocolate factory that Charlie sold to China.   American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:  Ship Station  Go To https://shipstation.com & Use Code ‘TIMDILLON’ to sign up for your FREE trial.  Nutrafol  Go To https://nutrafol.com/men & Use Code ‘TIMDILLON’ to get $10 OFF your 1st month’s subscription & FREE shipping.  OpenPhone Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at https://openphone.com/tim Prize Picks  Download The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ To Get $50 instantly when you play $5 - https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

5 Apr 59min

Tim discusses the White House’s leaked group chat, Rachel Zegler’s response to the internet’s Snow White hate, a Turkish Graduate student who was pulled off the street for supporting Palestine, Door Dash letting customers pay for food in installment loans, and a quick update on rapper Dank Demoss.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix  Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd To Get 25% OFF Sitewide (3/28 - 3/31).  ARMRA Go To https://tryarmra.com/TIM To Get 15% OFF Your First Order. Stash  Go to https://get.stash.com/tim To Receive $25 towards your first stock purchase.  DraftKings Casino Go To https://casino.draftkings.com & Use Code ‘TIMDSHOW’ and wager a minimum of $5 to receive FIVE HUNDRED casino spins on a featured game.  Morgan & Morgan: Visit https://ForThePeople.com/TIM or Dial #LAW (#529)  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

29 Mar 1h 3min

Tim sits down with Andrew Schulz to discuss what touring in the Middle East was like, the decline of Los Angeles & why cults are its future, the lives of the ruling class, their thoughts on travel, and the future of humanity if the tech billionaires get what they want.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Identity Guard  Go To https://identityguard.com/tim To Sign Up For A 30-Day FREE Trial & Get 60% OFF. OpenPhone Go To https://openphone.com/tim To Get 20% OFF Your First 6 MONTHS. No Missed Calls, No Missed Customers.  Blue Chew Visit https://bluechew.com And Use Promo Code: 'TD' To Get Your First Month FREE! Just Pay $5 Shipping.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

22 Mar 1h 28min

Tim discusses Gavin Newsom’s new podcast, Elon Musk selling Trump a Tesla on the White House lawn, a Pro-Palestinian protester gaining national attention, a self-deportation app, and Meghan Markle’s Netflix show.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Bilt: Visit https://Joinbuilt.com/TIM To Start Earning Points on your rent payments today!  Trade Coffee: Get 40% OFF your First Order with Trade at https://drinktrade.com/tim Morgan & Morgan: Visit https://ForThePeople.com/TIM or Dial #LAW (#529)  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

13 Mar 1h 3min