R.I.P. Hmonk

Welcome to The Orient! Colton submitted a user email, Martha Stewart has committed a crime so heinous that no one is even willing to mention it (which we talk about), and we go over the civil rights movement without simplifying it or skipping any details. Also, the cool kids these days are ditching the vapes to eat chalk.

If you killed your manager (or have access to drugs), or even just want us to think you did, let us know. You are legally a cooler person now. This IS financial advice.

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