One Person's Phalanx is Another Person's Conga Line (Book 22)
The Great Yeerking is cancelled. David returns as an orca and exposes Rachel to her friends. What does success look like for the raid on the Marriott-- destroying the Marriott, getting the conference...
18 Mar 58min
A Tiger Playing Chicken with Death (Book 22)
Tobias returns. Rachel jams a fork into David's ear. What is David's longterm plan, if he even has one? Where did Tobias go between losing David and rescuing Rachel? Are middle children always the mos...
11 Mar 51min
Darko Marco (Book 22)
David picks the Animorphs off one by one. Or does he? Marco is in the closet. Does Rachel referencing South Park give us a clue to when this book takes place? Would the police really call an exotic a...
5 Mar 50min
Hella Bad Vibes (Book 21)
Jake, Ax, and Tobias stake out the barn. David breaks bad. Did David really kill Tobias, or did David just kill another hawk to mess with Jake's head?? Would the Ellimist even allow David to kill Tob...
17 Feb 47min
Sloppy Yeerk Pool Fun (Book 21)
The kids learn to tie a tie. Visser 3 goes big. Marco slithers. Can we count on the ghostwriters to pay off this storyline of Cassie becoming more and more comfortable with violence? Can weak Andalit...
11 Feb 50min
Flaw in the Flea Flan (Book 21)
Cassie nearly dies and then talks Marco down from being stuck as a giant flea. David the Lion behaves badly beneath a fancy table. Something something force field enforced holograms. How sanitary ar...
4 Feb 48min
Daddy Often Eepy (Book 21)
The gang bites Jake. David just wants to watch tv. How would Tobias narrate David’s violence against birds? Why is this book sort of like watching the Rugrats crawl into a cannon? Has David even seen...
21 Jan 41min
The Axhibitionist in Me (Book 21)
The gang gets ray-gunned by a man in Ray-Bans. David goes missing. Is the David trilogy the prestige tv of the Animorphs series? Why do these book feature so much falling? Is holding hands more or les...
14 Jan 46min
