Clap for footballers
Against all odds, our brave professional footballers supplied another thrilling weekend of action for our enjoyment. Marcus, Luke and Vish gather to thank them personally on today’s Ramble.We continue...
27 Apr 58min
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Chelsea managers, elite keepers and relegatees
Today, the Ramble Intercontinental Senate throws open it's doors to welcome back the region of Cartalonia after it's previous tours of duty. Not everyone’s clapping though - Spelgium is already squari...
24 Apr 19min
The Preview Show: The butler on the bus
It's FA Cup semi-final weekend, everybody! Keyboard warrior Calum McFarlane is back in charge of Chelsea as they take on Leeds for a place in the final. Rest assured, John Terry isn't jealous of McFar...
24 Apr 47min
Hot desking at BlueCo
“Have you signed the card for Liam? He’s leaving… You know Liam, the one banging on about respecting the ball.”Marcus and Vish jump on the pod after another round of corporate restructuring at BlueCo ...
23 Apr 35min
Grok, where does the sea start?
Things aren't looking good for young Liam Rosenior at the Chels. Five losses in a row in the Premier League and not a single goal scored for the first time since November 1912. That's even earlier tha...
22 Apr 53min
Mailbag: Should Arsenal be looking for Mikel Arteta’s replacement?
Despite notable improvements on and off the pitch, Mikel Arteta still hasn’t delivered the trophies Arsenal now expect - and it looks alarmingly like that trend could continue. So Marcus, Luke and Dav...
21 Apr 38min
Credit for everyone
It was a truly Super Sunday as we were treated to a Premier League classic between Man City and Arsenal. Just remember to give credit to everyone involved.Marcus, Luke and David relive it on today’s s...
20 Apr 59min
My Biddy Aunt: Overhead kickers
The Ramble Intercontinental Senate lies in ruin after Jimbabwe destroyed both Donaco and Spelgium. All hope seems lost, but a ray of light has broken through. Is that... the Luke Nation?Marcus is back...
17 Apr 24min
