Episode 269 - Wednesday, March 14, 1979

Hey there listener. Boy, have we got something special in store for you today. Something shocking and wonderful that you won't believe. Something that will turn this podcast up-side-fucking-down forever and shake your entire world view to its core, leaving you but a pale shell of a man, which is really weird, considering among other things the fact that you're a woman. Or whatever. Anyway, I lied, today's actually another Garfield strip.

Today's strip
A La Croix Conspiracy Theory That Will Forever Change Your Perception of This Bubbly Beverage
100% satisfying Google image search results for 'Garfield + Voltron'