A Holiday Classic No One Asked For...

Sick of those old lyrics that no one can relate to anymore? Well, folks, we've answered your unspoken prayers with this one! Gather your loved ones around your phone for a special holiday "treat." Wanna join in? Great! Lyrics are below. Happy Holidays, y'all!

The Twelve Signs at Solstice (lyrics by Julia Knoll & Steve Cox)

On the _______ day of Solstice, the cosmos brought to me….

• A directionally challenged Pisces
• 2 gabbing Gems
• 3 tired Caps
• 4 cooking Cancers
• 5 golden Leos
• 6 Aries a-swearing
• 7 Libras a-flirting
• 8 Tauruses a-snacking
• 9 Scorpios glaring
• 10 Aquarians leaving
• 11 Virgos cleaning
• 12 Sags drinking