r/AmITheAhole | I CALLED MY GIRLFRIEND FAT!!! AITA?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where Entitled woman at the restaurant told the waitress to move my table because she didn’t like “people facing her while she eats” “Friend” expected me to pay for everything Entitled Mom Demands Disabled Seat, Then Misses Her Flight Train Entitled customer got mad because I didn’t “smile enough” while serving her coffee Lady wants a free empty seat on plane Entitled fitness attendee tries using her lipstick to write an X on equipment she’s going to use Entitled Cousin ruined his life after a family reunion "I'm old enough to be your dang dad." Kids begging for free food Lady is bothered by children at a children’s hospital. The man who tried to Ruin my mum and dad wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Nov 32min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where He has no idea I'm the reason he didn't get the job Condescending colleague - I cost him his desired job Hospital roommate called me ugly, I shut her up After years of receiving Goodwill junk from my wealthy SIL who never says thank you, I finally found the perfect "revenge gift" for my nephew that drove the whole family crazy Cab driver rips me to shreds, thinking I can’t understand him—but I can Their own kids accidentally helped me get petty revenge against my SILs Senior boy wouldn’t stop abusing me. So I chucked his entire, accumulative, end of the year report in the trash, causing him to fail Don't like my calendar? Say goodbye to family pics! You bugged my car? Now you'll have lo listen to what I think about you: A Petty Divorce Tale 10 or less items turns into a full cart? ... I’ll catch you outside husbands mistress was rude to me, so i ruined her favourite thing, twice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Nov 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Daycare wants my office to park in our reserved spaces while they use ours too. We did. Ok my turn now You accuse us of time theft and being unproductive? Then look forward to an inbox full of unnecessary reports. Well guess i will take lunch then. Use Slow Computer for Demanding Project Can't get simple office accessories? I'll bring my own ASM gives me more work and it backfires spectacularly Kevin Vs The Team Use only the official uniform. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Nov 31min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE think that, from a certain age, elderly people should be tested to see if it's still safe for them to drive? DAE feel a weird sense of grief for the before times that you can't even really explain? Does anybody else spread cheeks before pooping, or is that just me (and my husband)? DAE think the 8-hour workday is too long? DAE Smell Periods before they happen? DAE have a tradition or practice in thier family that you later found out was done out of necessity or some other reason? Does anybody else notice the lack of self awareness of other people in public nowadays? DAE split up their life with “apple” and “pie” Does anybody else notice that their parents literally cannot watch movies anymore? DAE needs "face space" when cuddling? DAE notice that the new generation are not having kids?? DAE have imaginary conversations in their head pretty much all the time? DAE use the bathroom repeatedly in their dreams if they have to pee irl? DAE have a piece of pencil lead stuck in their skin? DAE get anxious when they are “scheduled” to do something? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Nov 31min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where PE teacher kept making fun of me because I was not athletic and I made him vomit from exhaustion in front of the whole class Revenge against the couple who stole out spot on vacation Taught my housemates a lesson after they kept blatantly disrespecting me and our shared space I came back in a 3-piece suit Entitled rich lady I called a bad driver’s company Horror movie level revenge on cheating Ex The kitten I adopted out of spite. Won't move your car? Enjoy the hour wait. And a car accident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Nov 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling my dad I can’t see how his prank was funny? AITA for not crocheting a blankt for somone I don't know? AITA for showing my girlfriend some criticism of Taylor Swift's latest album after she asked for it? AITA for calling my friends husband a useless piece of crap AITA for "threatening" to move out? AITA for "ruining" a vacation for my future MIL AITA for yelling at my BF because he woke me up? AITA for crashing out bc my friend called me a passport bro AITA for allowing two kids to have their bikes stolen? AITA for having my friends toddler take her first steps while her parents weren't there? AITA for leaving my friend stranded after she showed up late for the third time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Nov 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by accidentally finding out my 2nd babies gender TIFU by leaving my vibrator in my bathrobe TIFU by telling my gym crush “I love you” TIFU by confidently clicking my heels like Dorothy during a monitored online university exam TIFU by giving my dog boarding job an uggs blanket I found at goodwill TIFU by skipping my flu shot appointment TIFU by mixing random supplements for months and destroying my gut TIFU by using a weighted blanket TIFU by taking Viagra daily for nearly a year TIFU by trying to bring my girlfriend breakfast in bed and destroying my body instead TIFU by forgetting I was on an Amazon family plan… for years TIFU by accidentally becoming the neighborhood crow whisperer. This is my life now. TIFU by giving myself acid reflux for 25 years TIFU by saying “you’re my mammal” to my fiancé Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Nov 31min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Stop reporting about office burn out? Okay, done You demand to carpool in my car? Buckle up, cupcake! Absentee boss wants me to increase the daily order against my suggestion? You got it. You want the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup? I'll give you the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup. Same penalty for being 6 minutes late as for being 3 hours late? Ok boss. My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine No drinks at your desk. Fine, but don’t expect me to answer the phones "If your pay raise isn't enough, quit." OK then. Remove unapproved leave from the system Customer wants a man to help him. OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Nov 28min