🫵 “Re-Poked” — Facebook’s movie sequel. Crocs’ jibbitz bars. SpaceX’s debt doozy. +Nasdaq x TBOY
SpaceX is lining up $40B in debt to buy Nvidia chips… This 1 deal explains our entire economy.Crocs stock is up thanks to Jibbitz bars, shoe tattoos, and “Shoellery”... (that’s shoe jewelry)The Social...
8 Okt 24min
🐟 “Tuna Tuesday” — Sushi Carving surge. Sam Altman’s AI movie. Red-Dye Diesel’s drama. +Warren Buffett YouTube
Restaurants are loving 1,000-pound Tuna Carvings… cause Tuna Tuesday saves biz models.Diesel prices have officially doubled, but there’s 1 diesel you gotta know… Red-dye Diesel.The new Sam Altman movi...
7 Okt 22min
💀 “Scary Good” — Halloween’s Skelly economy. Detroit’s minivan miss. Ramp’s money musical. +Celeb Beauty Bubble
12-foot skeleton decorations make Halloween corporate America’s favorite holiday.Ramp, the FinTech company, made a Broadway musical inspired by Hamilton.Detroit’s 3 big car companies had 2 huge misses...
6 Okt 23min
🥹 “Adorrrrrable” — AI agent’s cute-washing. Arcteryx vs. Patagonia. Skydance’s megastudio. +Publicly traded poetry
Why is every tech brand launching a cute AI mascot?… It’s the Labubufication of AI.Arcteryx has become an accidental luxury brand… just like Patagonia before it.Paramount + Warner Bros closes tomorrow...
5 Okt 22min
⛹️♀️ “Pink Tax Break” — Nike’s Caitlin Clark shoes. Chasin’ Texas record. AI Panic-Maxxing. +Hire-a-Hawk
Nike launched the Caitlin 1s, and men are already superfans… “Shrink it and pink it” is over.Ella Langley broke Mariah Carey’s Billboard Hot 100 record… but you’ve never heard the song?Accenture just ...
2 Okt 23min
🏝️ “Bread, shelter, caribbean” — Carnival’s sacrosanct cruises. Google’s space data center. Carnegie Mellon Miami’s $3B. +No-Phone-Zones
Carnival Cruises is setting record after record… because vacations are now sacrosanct.Google is launching a test data center on a SpaceX rocket… But will it work in space?Ken Griffin donated $3B to Ca...
1 Okt 22min
⛷️ “Wipeout” — Vail’s ski recession. Anthropic’s IPO leak. Man City’s soccer sham. +Probiotic Undies
Vail Resorts reported a 12% drop in season pass sales… so they’re using a trick from baseball. Anthropic’s IPO paperwork leaked… it sells something worth $3 for just $1.Man City soccer is guilty of 11...
30 Sep 21min
🍔 "Ball Pit Bailout" — McDonald’s PlayPlace plan. The Pitt’s Figs fashion. Nvidia’s Jurassic Park AI. +Handwritten Resumes
McDonald’s has lost its reputation for low prices… so it’s bringing back the PlayPlace.Figs makes the scrubs in HBO’s The Pitt… and its stock has doubled in the past year.Nvidia says it can contain al...
29 Sep 20min
