I Stole My Brother's EYEBROWS?! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU tried to be nice, ended up having a shower door explode in my hands while moving it. Immense regret. Estimates for a new one are around $1000… told my son what "aphrodisiac" means when it was mentioned on a show about oysters, and now he's grossed out and correctly guessed what my husband and I had in mind after dinner. be careful with your portion sizes or you’ll end up stuck to the toilet I yelled 'yo mama' in a corporate meeting today forgot i used a thong to tie up my hair and gave it to my friend without realizing. when listening to a video about film editing, I took off my glasses so I could fully immerse myself. Thought I saw a spec fly by and before I could realize what I was looking at I made 2 girls think I was looking at ones butt. I was right about the wasp though. TIFU by inviting my “allergic to water” neighbor into a freshly cleaned pool TIFU allowing the new girl to cut to my hair TIFU by accidentally stealing my brother’s eyebrows… forever. TIFU by eating the 4 Horseman Burger challenge from Man vs Food

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