Number's Lie

SCP-4040 is a sinkhole of indeterminate depth located within Sloth's Forest of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin (henceforth referred to as Nexus-18.)Content Warnings: Basophobia, heights.Suggested by Hawkes. Transcript:AstroGaming414, Pennari, Loukas w, Demonsabath67, Corey Gill, Gavin Stebbins, Montana Lisette, Evee r, Tommy Nelson, Zach Guthrie, Aster W, Isaiah Parish, Jorge Benjamin Ruiz Gutierrez, joseph donovan, lovely_lady_laina, Isaac Amis, H16h-V017463!, C LEgacy, CrimsonScoob, jennifer parker, FIREWOLFGAMES 456, Ace Defective, That ooooooooold GloryCole, and Lisa McElhanyCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-4040 was written by DrChandraScript by Daisy McNamaraNarrator - Jon GrilzAgent Carol - Bailey WolfeAgent Tofflemire - Derrick ValenSCP-4040-1  - Rhys LawtonComputer - Dustin ParsonsArt - Eduardo Valdés-HeviaMusic- Newt SchottelkotteTheme Song: Mattie Roi BergerSound Designer - Brad ColbroockShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

11 Dec 30min

SCP-4601: The Redd MenaceSCP-4601 is an American- manufactured quint fire engine. Barring minor cosmetic damage deep gouges in paint, minor dents and scrapes on front and rear bumpers, a pronounced scratch on the surface of the left windshield, etcetera. SCP- 4601 is in good operating condition and bears no significant physical differences from similar firefighting vehicles.This episode was suggested by Skippy on Spotify! Content Warnings:  Vehicle accidents, fire, comedic references to harm of loved ones.TranscriptPatronsAug 15 - 30 PatronsBen J., Nil8, THE Rakaki, Richard E. Maxon, D C, Cameron Stark, Zach, Matt Nelson, Jared Billhimer, SnoozeyGriffen, Gary Weston, Lee Dagett, Grady Roberson, Rremi moo, tibalt981, Travis, Steamy, Hamed Qader, Micah Baker, joshua nuefeld, Jeremy Monks, L0ST3CH0 666, Eli Cikowski, muffincake, and ShadowgardensCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-4601 was written by Boogey_Man23, Nickthebrick1Script by Daisy McNamaraNarrator -  Virginia SpottsAgent Rodney - Chris Harris-BeecheyAgent Tran - Elissa ParkAgent Cross - Jesse HallAgent Polk - Brandon NguyenAgent Vasquez - Rissa MontanezCommand - Nhea DurousseauBlue Chef - Russ MoreRed Chef A - Melissa LuskRed Chef B - Marquis MooreHost - Bailey WolfeSCP-4601 - Katrina PecinaArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Nate DuFortTheme Song by Mattie Roi BergerComposer - Newton SchottelkotteSound Designer - Brad ColbroockShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen  Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

4 Dec 26min

SCP-3925 is a phenomenon where affected individuals receive an A4 paper form requesting varying personal details (SCP-3925-1). From the first receipt of SCP-3925-1 individuals are considered to be affected by an ongoing SCP-3925 event. If SCP-3925-1 is completed successfully and placed in a mailbox within 30 days, it will dematerialize and the SCP-3925 event will conclude.Content Warnings:  Attempted suicide, and vehicle accidentTranscriptPatronsAug 1 - 15 PatronsAtkella, Nexar, Bruh Moment, Wrango552, William Swanson, Gaby Collaros, Cyka, Scarlet Wagner, Lacealot124, Reagan, Onyxia Rivera, doug Hall, Juan Rodriguez, Teaghan Shackelford, brian, Pls Read Strawpage (Glitch), Garrett Rogers, Sneed Chuckle, Beesnees, Cassi Rastanis, BackroomsRooke, Shaun Cobble, Leon Leenen, Roy Davies, fecinies, Justin Durfee, Matt zaplishny, Jaden Sisco, DrewBlue, Balardson, Jackson, Cameron Gray, Nater070and Cyrus!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-3925  was written by Modern Major GeneralScript by Daisy McNamaraNarrator - Elissa ParkAdmin Shmuck - Russ MoreGreg Walsh - Marquis MooreIrene Berg - Nhea DurousseauDirector Liu - Brandon Nguyen Art by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Mattie Roi BergerComposer - Newton SchottelkotteSound Designer - Brad ColbroockShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

27 Nov 29min

Today we have a special treat for you: an introduction to a show you'll love.Bentley Hawthorne (Cory Michael Smith) lives a solitary life in an old mansion with his butler, Pym (Zeljko Ivanek). In secret, Bentley works for the angel of Death, avenging those killed before their time. It’s a heavy burden that Bentley bears alone. However, when Bentley gets a new case involving the murder of a trapeze artist, he finds himself asking for help from an old childhood friend and spitfire journalist Gwendolyn Marks (Merritt Wever). Unfortunately, rather than solving his problem, Gwen’s research only raises more unexpected questions. Starring: Cory Michael Smith as Bentley Hawthorne and Grim Death And featuring: Merritt Wever, Željko Ivanek, John Carroll Lynch, Craig Tate, Stephen Tobolowsky, Luke Speakman, Cora Craver, Gibson Frazier and Robbie SublettDirected by Anne Kauffman Written by Thomas E. Sniegoski Series created by Mike Mignola and Thomas E. Sniegoski based on their book “Grim Death and Bill the Electrocuted Criminal” Executive Producers: Mark Stern and Cory Michael Smith Producers: Nick Garland, Peter J. Donaldson, Mike Mignola, and Thomas E. Sniegoski Produced by Best Case Studios Adam Pincus, Executive Producer Isabel Evans, Producer Brent Katz, Producer Hannah Lebowitz-Lockard, Associate Producer Charlotte Morlie, Associate Producer Edited by Ryan Seaton, Max Michael Miller, and Nisha Venkat Sound Design by Dennis Dembeck and Will Rosati Mixed by Dennis Dembeck Original Music by Benjamin Sturley Casting By Paul Schnee and Kerry Barden Special Thanks to Jeannine Acheson FOR ECHOVERSE: Development Executive: Nick Garland Development Executive: Ben ChodoshDevelopment Coordinator: Madison Engle Development Assistant: Sophie Kelly Production Consultant: Eleanor Hyde Business and Legal Affairs: Laura Black Dawson Finance: Andy Lewis, Morgan Krautstrunk, Judy Geletko Key Art Design By: Sophie Kelly  Grim Death and Bill the Electrocuted Criminal is an Echoverse Production. Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

26 Nov 25min

SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER.Content Warnings: Violence & MurderTranscriptPatronsJuly 16-30M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick,  Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s just a theory, a film theory! Thanks for watching”, Jake Esmon, Liam Armitage, Caeden Wilding, Pathos II Overseer, Cameron Pelletier, Christian DeSario, Old Kitten, Maxwell Gilbert, Xialion, X. Valentine Orenda, Lancifur, lionbird watt, neal schwartz, Collin Lehner, Olivia Grace, Melissa L Andrews, Vernon M Byron III, Katelyn Colgrove, yourLocalEnby, Mxwell, Milk Boi, Mr. SkyRat, RundownTacoBellFrom2002, Uncle Charles, Corey and Stephanie say Hello, Chelsey Gilmore, Ryan Kerttu, Tyler Bentley, EvrenCael, Tibia, Tanner Robicheaux, Chris J, mandrake, CalamitousGaze, Muse C, Ark knight, Tdog1736, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, qSleepo, Lil Rotini, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Austin Mccuistion, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, and Chris Wood!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-8013  was written by MooagainScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzMonty Benson - Vic CollinsEnya Richmond - Kayla TemshivMcdowel - Dustin ParsonsEvelyn Greaze - Janine BowerMartin Greaze - Nate DuFortDIVITAE - Rhys LawtonElevator - Tal Minear Art by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Dustin ParsonsTheme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris-BeecheyShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

20 Nov 39min

SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.Content Warnings: Secondhand embarrassment.Listen to Mayfair Watchers Society: https://open.spotify.com/show/4cF39z0TJByoJ9cKGWeUk6TranscriptCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-527 was written by djkaktusSeven Days With Mr. Fish" is by Uncle NicolinScript by Daisy McNamaraNarrator - Kale BrownNarrator 2 - Virginia SpottsSkip - Ashlee JonesSCP-527 - Vic CollinsD-1221- Marquiz MooreDr. Wondertainment- Kayla TemshivDr. Everwood - Bailey WolfeNapoleon - Ben CounterDr. Baker - Nate DufortLunch Lady - Katrina PecinaArt - Eduardo Valdés-HeviaTheme Song - Mattie Roi BergerSound Designer - Dustin ParsonsShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

13 Nov 24min

SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls will connect.SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of the Sciurus vulgaris species, more commonly known as red squirrels, although the organization claims that "all righteous squirrel brethren are welcome."Content Warnings: Rats, comedic violence. Mentions of animal death (rodent).TranscriptAlt TranscriptPatrons July 2-15Collin Cook, Jazmine, Kordell Schumacher, Danni Edwards, Taylor Allgood, Nodder Aryafar, Death by Nature, Saint Lange, BrittaStina, Shawn Collins, GhostGalaxy808, Zeronoq, Snout, Charles Jones, Kvothe, Gabrielle Jean-Baptiste, SODAHAPPY, Just General, candy, I_HATE_TUESDAYS, Ben, Bel and Manny, Slayer dot exe, Violet O’Malley, Patrick, Foxy, Knut Olav Grott, g3t_r3c7_m8-, my mincraft, Hanna Mullins, Gooftbd, Kinetic, Haunt Pitcher, FaeofWhimsy, King Beetle, ThroatScratch, harry hodgson Jaraha, maxwell burnett, petschro, Midnight_Vampryss, Flo, Quinten Riehl, Daddiobadio, Jules Forman, Don Walden, Jake Green, Sokuim, Skeleton Frank, Phycogamer100, Aaron, Eamonn, and Lysandra Tiller! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-6369  was written by Labiosis, Laveritas, and ZynSCP-2050 was written by WeizhongScript by Daisy McNamaraNarrator - Jon GrilzEvangeline Perry - Hannah SchoonerSCP-6369-B - Katrina PecinaNarrator 2 - Daisy McNamaraSCP-2050-2 - Rhys LawtonSCP-2050-3 - Chris Harris-BeecheySCP-2050-4 - Erika SandersonEnvoy - Vic CollinsSCP-2050-131 - Kit PatersonArt - Eduardo Valdés-HeviaTheme Song - Mattie Roi BergerOriginal Music -  Newton SchottelkotteDialogue Editor - Daisy McNamaraSound Designer - Brad ColbroockShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

6 Nov 29min

SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave systems.Content Warnings: Gun violence, Descriptions of violence, Cannibalism, Stillborn birth, Implied murder of an infant, self harmListen to Mayfair Watchers Society: https://open.spotify.com/show/4cF39z0TJByoJ9cKGWeUk6 TranscriptPatrons corey williams, Chelsey Gilmore, Tibula, Tanner Robicheaux, Mandrake, Chris J, Muse C, CalamitousGaze, Ark knight, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, Lil Rotini, qSleepo, Atkella, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Chris Wood, nadiya6154Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-939 was written by Adam Smascher and EchoFourDeltaScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzAgent Shandrick- Rissa MontañezAgent Washburne - Damon AlumsAgent Michaels - Ashlee JonesAgent Nichols - Marquiz MooreTask Force Control- Ben CounterSCP- 939 - Kayla Temshiv, Chris Harris-Beechey, Janine Bower, Derrick ValenCharles Wood - Russ MoreMartin Conway - Dustin ParsonsJonah Scott - Stephen IndrisanoAllison May - Bailey WolfeJane Newman - Elissa ParkPolice Officer - Kale BrownAgent King  - Erika SandersonSCP-939-101 - B. NarrDr. Rollins - Melissa LuskArt - Eduardo Valdés-HeviaMusic-  Mattie Roi BergerDialogue Editor - Dustin ParsonsSound Designer - Brad ColbroockShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producer - Tom Owen  Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

30 Okt 48min