#65 PUNKS, BI'S and THE DEPRESSED

#65 PUNKS, BI'S and THE DEPRESSED

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Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic

Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic

Spooky Halloween layoffs across every industry, hot chicks for Zohran, and the internet has decided Labor Diggers are worse than gold diggers. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast for 10% off QUO - Go to https://quo.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and free breakfast for life SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Hooters girls are good as gold 00:55 - Intro 01:19 - Bad Halloween costumes 03:17 - Spooky layoffs 06:10 - Girls & politics 13:07 - Ryan's theory 15:57 - Cab example 19:35 - Another she-cession is here! 23:08 - Solutions for EBT 28:16 - AD - Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast for 10% off 30:48 - AD - QUO - Go to https://quo.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months 32:43 - Tinder for kids - what could go wrong? 39:10 - NY Election 46:44 - Hot girls for Cuomo 52:11 - Who has hotter girls Zohran or Cuomo? 57:00 - Free busses 59:17 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and free breakfast for life 1:01:15 - One Battle After Another review 1:04:41 - Ryan's dad / Danny's Uber rating 1:10:00 - Doug Ford ad 1:13:54 - The internet says these men are worse than gold diggers 1:24:30 - Who was the most successful gold digger? 1:28:33 - lil Pump 1:31:31 - Female Spies are waging war on tech industry with honey pots 1:37:23 - Real life wedding crashers Patreon tease 1:41:42 - Wrap up

31 Okt 1h 42min

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys

No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvre SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Video proof that Danny loves waiting in line 00:35 - Intro 00:59 - Go Blue Jays / Dates 02:30 - Ryan avoids promos 05:40 - Just the tip 07:33 - Luigi Mangione beaten up by 7 Thai ladyboys 14:10 - JJ on a solo trip 18:00 - London "woman" jailed for assault 22:38 - Louvre had its first heist in years 26:06 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 28:08 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 29:50 - No Kings 45:43 - Trump Macron handshake 51:42 - White women are on notice / Julia Fox can't handle men 56:51 - Taylor Swift is racist 1:00:06 - Spinsters & tradwives 1:05:59 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 1:07:34 - AD - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:09:58 - NYC Mayoral race 1:21:17 - Boyscast intro got stitched 1:34:29 - No contact non-offending PDFile 1:41:03 - Wrap-up

24 Okt 1h 41min

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song

Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - The Male Gaze 01:04 - Intro 01:29 - Gifts from Eugene 03:50 - New Yorkers love lines 19:44 - Onlyfans movie / Wigger Contagion 25:24 - Crypto 28:16 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 30:47 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 32:28 - Mission Accomplished 42:18 - Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst cover of Sweet Home Alabama you've ever heard 53:33 - Onslaught on mens group chats 1:06:38 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:08:36 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:10:40 - The Constitution / Racial differences 1:15:35 - Interracial dating 1:19:27 - Toodle-oo Netenyahu 1:20:39 - RFK accused of antisemitism for the wackiest reason / Foreskin regrowth reddit 1:40:21 - Portland nude bike ride / Big army boys 1:42:44 - Wrap up

17 Okt 1h 43min

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress

Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk's group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan's group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - 'African Tribe' in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - 'I get more action than my Gen Z daughter' 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry's wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard's nutty professor

10 Okt 1h 43min

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival

Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Fiscal responsibility 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Monday night bender 03:35 - Government shutdown 04:55 - Arrested for memes 06:49 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 07:08 - City council meeting wackiness 12:27 - Men pay all the taxes 16:52 - Sora 2 19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits 30:11 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 32:12 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:38 - Kier Starmer on one 36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan 38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival 56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs 1:05:21 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 1:07:14 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats 1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes 1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law 1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels 1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika 1:32:59 - Shootings 1:36:58 - Wrap up

2 Okt 1h 37min

Sal Vulcano on The Rapture, Impractical Jokers, & The Woman Married to Luigi Mangione's AI

Sal Vulcano on The Rapture, Impractical Jokers, & The Woman Married to Luigi Mangione's AI

Sal Vulcano discusses his prankster inspirations, taking crappy jobs before hitting it big, and how to do being famous right. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! RYAN ON TOUR:  Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

30 Sep 1h 38min

Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World

Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World

Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air! Will curing autism cause the trains to fail? And the D4VD murder mystery SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Columbus: Sept 26 Cincinnati: Sept 27 Cleveland: Sept 28 Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - O, Rapture! 01:04 - Intro 01:30 - Man-calling competition 04:31 - UN General Assembly / Autism cure 09:38 - Jimmy Kimmel / Cancel culture debate 22:50 - "Where are all the comedians against cancel culture now?" 30:13 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life 32:05 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 33:29 - Rogan's been awfully silent… 38:53 - Canadian hate crime bill 44:46 - People love pitchforks 48:35 - Jimmy's missteps 50:20 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 50:43 - Trump rappers 52:36 - 11 year old has a message for the LGBTQ 54:12 - They/Them energy 55:28 - Charlie Kirk vigil 59:46 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:01:47 - Candace Owens' conspiracies 1:07:16 - ICE shooting 1:09:05 - Drone theory / Brigitte 1:13:27 - Israel connection 1:16:55 - D4VD murder mystery 1:22:10 - I was a crazed sex addict until I married a virgin 1:28:34 - The traits of sexless people 1:32:23 - WNBA Ties / Wrap up

26 Sep 1h 33min

The Wild Aftermath of Charlie Kirk's Death

The Wild Aftermath of Charlie Kirk's Death

The shooter, The Conspiracy Theories, and fallout from bad takes (Recorded before Kimmel Fired) Extra Episode every week at http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year AG1 - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Milwaukee - Sept 21 Columbus: Sept 26 Cincinnati: Sept 27 Cleveland: Sept 28 Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - The War on Ryans 00:34 - Intro 01:00 - Ryan receiving Ryan-hate memes 04:16 - Posthumous backlogs 06:02 - Competing to have been better friends with CK 09:03 - Hard to get a clear picture 14:27 - Political violence 17:37 - Shooter's messages / pidgin 27:54 - You can't see a therapist and get a gun 29:38 - AI books about CK being published on the same day of tragedy 30:49 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 33:18 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 35:23 - CK Vigils turning into brawls 36:22 - The two arguments happening online right now 41:22 - Rolling Stone article that aged poorly 43:28 - Teacher allegedly shows CK video to 10 and 11 year olds 51:33 - Larry Ellison buying all sorts of stuff 54:51 - Israel / Candace Owens 1:00:02 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:02:14 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:04:40 - Trump investigating George Soros 1:08:12 - Plus sized model wants fatphobia to be a crime 1:14:50 - Summary 1:24:28 - Danny is a paid shill 1:25:52 - Emmy's are for the boys 1:28:47 - Women's only nightclub opens and closes same night because nobody ordered bottle service 1:33:05 - Cucking disaster #1 1:40:55 - Cucking disaster #2

19 Sep 1h 43min

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