🌅 “Afternoon Delight” — Starbucks’ All-day bet. Khabe Lame’s Influencer stock. Apple’s AI rental. +Silk Diapers
We went to Starbucks’ Investor Day… To keep the Siren growing, Starbucks wants your afternoon delight.TikTok star Khabe Lamy just sold his handle for $1B… He’s now the 1st ever Influencer stock.Apple ...
30 Jan 23min
⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack
Olympic athletes get $200K, babies get CEO money... It’s a golden era for billionaire donations.Tesla announced bad earnings but the stock rose… Because Tesla is a young avocado tree.Bill Gates’ daugh...
29 Jan 22min
📖 “70% Rule of Excellence” — Reading’s business ROI. Vital Farms’ egg-troversy. Instagram’s Big Tobacco suit. +Pokémon’s AI test
The best business ideas came from reading 1 sentence… Because 70th percentile 3 times makes you a 99 percenter.Vital Farms’ $1B egg stock is dropping… on Tiktok drama over orange yolks.Instagram & You...
28 Jan 21min
🧻 “TP to AI” — Toto toilets’ tech pivot. Minnesota’s CEO moment. Graza’s olive oil envy. +Spend-vesting
69 of Minnesota’s most powerful CEOs are changing things… in Minneapolis and the country. Graza sold 150M of viral squeezable olive oil… But now it faces Graza-formity & Forrest Gump.Toto is best-kno...
27 Jan 21min
🤝 “TikTaken” — TikTok (finally) sold. Diet Coke vs Coke Zero. Madison Square Garden 5.0. +Chimney Sweep Surge
Why is Diet Pepsi dropping, but Pepsi Zero surging?... Boomers do Diet, Zoomers do Zero.Penn Station finally got a $7.5B glam-up proposal… But it all depends on hockey & basketball.TikTok USA was offi...
26 Jan 21min
🏒 “Booty Check” — Heated Rivalry’s $$$ surge. Apple’s AI “iPin”. Dimon vs. Trump. +Soft Partying
Heated Rivalry is HBO Max’s gay romance hit… and it’s boosting NHL ticket sales.Apple’s AI wearable device is reportedly… an always watching, always listening iPin. President Trump sued Jamie Dimon fo...
23 Jan 22min
🚽 “No Door?” — Hotels’ Disappearing Bathrooms. Davos’ T-Day. Amazon’s Maxxing Store. +See-through Lulu
Hotels are making bathrooms doorless to save $$... and it’s a microcosm of our economy.Davos just had the biggest day in its 55-year history… Trump Taco’d, stocks popped, and AI scared.Amazon is build...
22 Jan 22min
🧊 “Sell America” — Greenland’s stock drop. Netflix’s Matt Damon formula. Aldi’s parking lot.
President Trump has spanked a trade civil war… America’s historic allies are getting tarrif’d.Netflix revealed earnings… but Matt Damon revealed Netflix’s secret film formula.Aldi just passed Trader J...
21 Jan 23min
