Episode 13 - George Lopac Jr. - Stop Knocking on My Door, DoorDash! - Count Your Kids, Karen!

Strap in and tighten your seatbelt, because Episode 13 of The World According to Dick Buttons is a full-throttle rollercoaster of rage, rants, and ridiculousness—just the way you like it!

Dick kicks things off with a quadruple-threat RANT-STRAVAGANZA, unleashing verbal napalm on:
Airports with FAKE outlets — the cruelest trick since decaf coffee. DoorDash drivers who ring AND knock even though you CLEARLY said don’t do either. The “Let’s Circle Back” people — who treat every conversation like they're orbiting Jupiter. Restaurants blasting music so loud you need earplugs just to chew mashed potatoes.

But the madness doesn’t stop there.

Dick welcomes very special guest George Lopac Jr. — author of Remaking America Is Up to You! and The Future for STEM Is Grim — and the curator of the bold, brain-sparking Common-Sense Crusade. Together, they dive deep into America’s future, why it’s broken, how to fix it, and why common sense is the rarest resource in the country. It’s brilliant, it’s bold, it’s button-pushing… and it’s Dick.

Then…
A BRAND NEW SEGMENT debuts: WTF HOLLYWOOD?!
Where Dick opens a can of premium-grade whoop-ass on cinematic atrocities that should’ve NEVER been made.
This week’s victim: Death Wish 3 — a movie so nonsensical it practically begs to be roasted.

Next up, another round of Listener Lightning Round, where Dick answers your questions with the speed of a caffeinated hummingbird and the honesty of a man who truly gives zero damns.

But wait—BONUS RANT!
Because nothing fuels this show quite like Dick losing his mind. This week: People who make dinner reservations but DON’T COUNT THEIR CHILDREN. (Seriously… what did they think was going to happen?!)

Then it’s time to spin the RANT ROULETTE wheel and find out which lucky listener gets their topic skewered by Dick’s FIRE and SCATHING WORDS.

And finally, as always, the show winds down with the glorious, unpredictable chaos of The Vincenzone. The boys pop a bottle, talk about everything and nothing, and spiral into whatever strange territory the wine drags them into. You never know where it’s going—and that’s exactly what makes it so damn fun.