Season 3 Episode 16 - Shameless Septum Splooge

Just when you thought the Repressed Humor Issues crew couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you catastrophically wrong in Season 3 Episode 16 — Shameless Septum Splooge.

Thank you for watching. We mean listening. Actually, we don't know what we mean anymore. This episode opens with a tribute to two titans of their respective fields: Ozzy Osbourne and Malcolm-Jamal Warner. The connection between the two? There isn't one. That's the beauty of Repressed Humor Issues — the comedy podcast where two completely unrelated topics are smashed together like a car accident between a Black Sabbath tour bus and a Cosby Show rerun van.

Oh, and a particular wrestling personality gets a special mention that we're not going to elaborate on here because this description is already pushing boundaries. Then the guys tackle one of humanity's oldest and most divisive questions: what is the proper way to wipe your ass? Yes, there is a right way. Yes, they argue about it. Yes, the argument gets heated. And yes, it's somehow one of the most genuinely funny segments in Season 3.

It's the kind of debate that starts as a joke and ends with both hosts genuinely questioning their own lifelong bathroom habits. Relatable content? Maybe not. Entertaining content? Absolutely.

The big reveal of this episode is that Ryan is heading to Iceland for vacation, which meansDan will be left to run the show in his absence for at least one episode. Dan is thrilled. The audience should be concerned. Or excited. Probably both.Ryan's impending departure sparks a conversation about what the podcast looks like without its most chaotic element — and whether that's an improvement or a disaster. And yes, that is Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins AND Caillou in the episode art. Together. In the same image. Generated by AI.

The hosts freely admit they are damaged, and at this point, the evidence is overwhelming. But that damage is exactly what makes Repressed Humor Issues one of the funniest, most unpredictable comedy podcasts available anywhere. New episodes biweekly on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, and iHeart Radio. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch featuring every episode's unhinged AI cover art. Follow @RHI_Podcast. Explicit content.

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