Self-Healed Prolapse with the Jade Yoni Egg

Self-Healed Prolapse with the Jade Yoni Egg

My vagina does amaaaaaazing things.

Sometimes people see me doing phantasmagorical things like:

  • Dead hangs ab exercises, whilst also lifting 11lb. With my vagina
  • Lifting pieces green coconuts, bunches of mangos and Venetian chandeliers. With my vagina.

Of course, we want women to realize that the BASELINE is not peeing their pants and vaginas falling onto the floor—yes, vaginal “prolapse” effects 50% of women after childbirth—but that the BASELINE for ALL vaginas, everywhere is to:

  • Shoot ping pong balls
  • Give hand jobs
  • Make a man orgasm or stop him from orgasming with their flexing power alone
  • Have ravenous libidos
  • Lubricate and ejaculate profusely
  • And be multi-orgasmic

If your vagina isn't doing these things, it's under-performing. Beyond the physical, there is also an energetic function to the vagina related to:

  • Femininity
  • Creativity and manifesting ability
  • Her self-expression in the world
  • How deeply she surrenders to life, her partner and God

In today’s episode, we’re talking to Well-F**ked All Star Dr. Beth. She’s a chiropractor, women’s pelvic health specialist and big proponent of the jade yoni egg.

Through using the jade yoni egg, she:

  • Healed her prolapse
  • Cleared the residue of suppressed childhood sexual abuse
  • Went from clitoral orgasms to G-Spot, cervical, nipple, anal and of course birth orgasms and squirting on demand
  • Went from chronic yeast infections to never having them again
  • Has sex almost every day, even with 5 kids and still breastfeeding her youngest
  • Had an orgasmic free birth at home. Look ma! No doctors or midwives!
  • She and her husband use their sex life to attract and manifest things in their lives

Vaginal Kung Fu is open for registration NOW and it closes January 30th at midnight PST.


In the salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You’ll learn:

  • My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine
  • Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vagina
  • Quantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadow
  • Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts
  • Natural birth control and detoxing off The Pill
  • How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be
  • How to give a vaginal handjob
  • How to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide.

Signup now! Vaginal Kung Fu.

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