🐰 “El Supertazón” — Bad Bunny’s business. Anthropic’s book destruction. Chipotle’s $100K rule. +Football Birkin Bags
Anthropic is trolling OpenAI, but they got here… by destroying 1 million books.Chipotle is raising guac prices… it’s ok with ppl making less than $100k going to Taco Bell.Bad Bunny is the Halftime Sho...
6 Helmi 22min
🍌 “Ripe $$$” — Instacart’s banana strategy. Bitcoin’s Ice Age. Kindred’s Airbnb swap. +SF Super Bowl conspiracy
Bitcoin has officially wiped out all its gains from the Trump presidency… it’s a mini ice age.Instacart’s Super Bowl ad is all about bananas… Because ripeness retains.Airbnb rival Kindred just raised ...
5 Helmi 22min
🚀 “$XXX” — SpaceX’s sugardaddy deal. Zebra’s Super Bowl stock. Pepsi’s price cut. +Minivan Millennial Dad.
One company is tracking every football at the Super Bowl… And it’s a publicly-traded stock.Elon Musk is merging SpaceX and Xai… It’s a sugardaddy acquisition.Pepsi is cutting prices on Dorito’s and al...
4 Helmi 22min
🍸 “$haken” — Martinis’ alcohol defiance. Moltbot’s AI Facebook. Disney’s Musical TikTok. + Nike/Costco shoe
Moltbot has gone viral with a chatbot social network… AI Agents are chatting with other AI.Disney’s parks biz hit an ATH… but the real story is High School Musical on TikTok.There is 1 drink defying t...
3 Helmi 22min
👋 “Meet the New Boss” — Kevin’s Fed. Super Bowl commercial dating. Brag Book job hack. +Secret Starbucks store
Serena Williams’ super bowl spot is already viral… But it actually cost 3x more than the sticker price.Get to know the next Fed Chair: Kevin Warsh… He’ll affect your money more than the prez.The #1 wa...
2 Helmi 22min
🌅 “Afternoon Delight” — Starbucks’ All-day bet. Khabe Lame’s Influencer stock. Apple’s AI rental. +Silk Diapers
We went to Starbucks’ Investor Day… To keep the Siren growing, Starbucks wants your afternoon delight.TikTok star Khabe Lamy just sold his handle for $1B… He’s now the 1st ever Influencer stock.Apple ...
30 Tammi 23min
⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack
Olympic athletes get $200K, babies get CEO money... It’s a golden era for billionaire donations.Tesla announced bad earnings but the stock rose… Because Tesla is a young avocado tree.Bill Gates’ daugh...
29 Tammi 22min
