“Alka-Seltzer Condoms” With Carter Hambley

In which we learn that writing a newsletter can get you (almost) laid. This week on None of My Business, we meet Luke*, a 33-year-old whose love language is coordinated outfits and has a particularly shocking story about the one who got away. And joining Sophia and Kelsey to read as Luke is the hilarious comedian Carter Hambley. (*As always, not Luke’s real name, but definitely his real stories.) This week’s episode includes … 00:00: When a ghosting becomes a haunting. 04:50: Our guest: Carter Hambley. 09:18: Our business: “Luke.” 11:17: First Things First: “I grew up Presbyterian.” 18:02: One Who Got Away: “A building with 40 stories.” 39:45: Best I Ever Had: “Sex is great either place.” 51:13: Best I Ever Had Part 2: “I’m going to ask him to film us f*****g.” 1:02:28: Status Update: “I’m enjoying the fun.” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Carter on IG! https://www.instagram.com/carterhambley Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Cater Hambley Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com. CONNECT Instagram: instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod TikTok: tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod Sophia's Twitter: x.com/1followernodad Sophia's Instagram: instagram.com/sgbenoit Kelsey's TikTok: tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen Kelsey's Instagram: instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices