How NOT To Ruin Valentine's Day

Mazel morons! We’re clocking in on Presidents Day because federal holidays don’t apply to us. Josh breaks down his elite Costco Valentine’s strategy, while Ben shares how “don’t get me anything” turned into seven-dozen-roses with one-hour-delivery- plus a restaurant bribe gone wrong that somehow ends in yogurt and peace. We talk Olympics, halfpipe nostalgia, curling dreams, and whether NHL players should be allowed to risk their bodies mid-season. Plus, Josh recounts a 3AM ER trip with baby Meyer, Ben unpacks the most disturbing scene from The Pitt, and the guys debate their least favorite characters (Santos hive, brace yourselves). Five stars only. Mondays & Thursdays. Otherwise… what are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS Give your body what it deserves with IM8! Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order. Whether you’re just wanting to test an idea out, or you’re getting serious about launching your own brand - it’s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Show your dog some love in the way they understand best. Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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