3: A rich comedian's butler, Bill Drummond the Computer Game & introducing Anon_Opin

“The one where we say the sentence 'a really angry Egyptian who just wanted to fill the pyramids with piss'”

Just one of the episode titles we brainstormed this week - others included:

"The one where Rob admits he’d hide a dead pet to prevent not getting a shag"

"The one where we add Anon Opin to the show which is like adding horse to your supermarket lasagne - it’s a delicious meat but it’s not what you paid for"

"The one where we write new jingles, muck with the format and mention the KLF & Phil Collins"

"The one where we share unsubstantiated gossip about a comedian so rich they have a butler" (Ok, maybe we'll use that one for the show graphic)

It's hard doing episode names because it need to be both honest AND give a reason for you to listen.

Anyway, it's a good episode, we think. The new sections are:

1. Confessions that most caught our eyes
2. Just ones that make me laugh
3. Highest rated
4. Anon_Opin bonus round
5. Best comments

This replaces the idea of doing a top ten, so it's shorter more digestible chunks, that's the theory, or is it copy from a dog food advert?

Regardless, here's our fav fesses from the show:

"Each time I was at Coventry station, I'd buy a first class single to Birmingham International, which cost £2.10. Then make use of the free hot drinks and biscuits in the first class lounge. A lot cheaper than the station cafe. Lounge now closed, I'm probably responsible."

"Dry liner here and on every new build, I used to piss in an empty bottle and put it in the wall cavity then board it up and I wasn't the only person to do this. So basically all the new builds around sports city, them nice apartments near Man City's ground are full of piss."

"Whenever I stay away from home with work, which is about every other week, I try and book different hotels to my colleagues. That way I don't have to listen to work chat at breakfast and work chat at dinner time. I've had enough of that at work, oddly enough, you boring fucks."

"Mrs had told me she wanted sex later. Chased kids to bed early and locked the house up before heading upstairs. Found the cat, that I'd not seen all day, was dead behind the couch. Knew this would upset the Mrs, so no sex. Ignored cat til the next day."

"Me and the wife have been married for over 20 years and decided to try something new. Long story short, I ended up watching her having sex with a guy. Fast forward 6 months, he now lives with us and I sleep in the spare room."

BYE AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK YOU BUNCH OF HORRORS

Rob

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Producer: Will Fitzpatrick
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