Elon Has No Motion (feat. Ehsan Ahmad)

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This week on WET…

00:01:23 - Ignorance is bliss

00:04:48 - Scams are getting good

00:06:50 - Why Just For Laughs went bankrupt

00:09:03 - SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE type sh*t

00:12:37 - The 2016 election makes so much sense post Epstein

00:17:52 - It's like The Matrix but everyone's a pedophile

00:21:40 - There's always another child sex cult

00:25:25 - McGraw Hill was owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad

00:27:23 - Release the classified alien files on Reels

00:29:33 - Is Elon a bad dad?

00:32:30 - Can't joke about Abraham Lincoln yet

00:39:18 - The real reason Prince Andrew got arrested

00:42:28 - Corruption is a consequence of being alive

00:45:25 - Bengali vs Bangladeshi

00:47:30 - Western Muslims

00:50:16 - Baked potato adventure

00:51:53 - What pisses off Ehsan most about Deric Poston

00:54:54 - If our parents knew what we complained about

00:58:38 - WTF even is "reading comprehension"

01:04:08 - The Black Israelites are in a different algorithm

01:07:25 - Jay-Z is the Jackie Robinson of the Epstein files

01:12:18 - Society has always felt like it was about to collapse

01:17:25 - Driving is going to be obsolete in our lifetime

01:22:21 - Ehsan got road raged by a Waymo

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