Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
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Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."

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Patrons

Jan 22 - Jan 31

Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Little Timmy - Tal Minear

Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr


Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

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