🏠What Beyoncé & Jay Z taught us about a Mortgage
Beyonce and Jay Z are worth a combined $4B and just bought the most expensive home in California history — But why do they have a mortgage? Not just a mortgage, a $53M 30-year mortgage? Because the mo...
17 Elo 11min
🧳 “Purse-mobile” — Louis Vuitton’s Porsche. Chip-flation FOMO. Golden intern summer. +Profitable Time Off
Louis Vuitton & Porsche built a $2M car… Only two people will buy it, but *you* can own it.You’ve heard of FOMO, but what about FOMOOCH?... Fear of Missing Out On Chips.Interns graduated to dealmakers...
14 Elo 22min
👄 “Call Her Rich” — Alex Cooper’s $500M pod. Paramount’s Late Fees. Candy Crush’s infinite game. +LA Lakers Midlife Crisis
Unwell raised $$ at a $500M valuation… but Alex Cooper’s business model is still unwritten.Paramount might not close its Warner Bros acquisition… which would result in the biggest late fee of all time...
13 Elo 22min
🧢 “Bronx Buyout” — The Yankees’ PE sale. Domino’s pizza messiah. Spotify’s AI ad-skipper. +Harry Potter WiFi
The NY Yanks sold part of the team to Apollo PE… because only 1 thing in sports is sacred.Domino’s created its 1st single-serve pizza… because 43% of meals are now solo.Spotify is playing good cop to ...
12 Elo 22min
👟 “Post-Sneaker” — Pharrell’s Adidas miss. The Paze $$$ Craze. Zuck’s AI MANIfesto. +Avo Sex Change
Adidas “Jellyfish” sneakers are designed by Pharrell… But we-re Post-Sneaker (your boss is the proof).Mark Zuckerberg published a 6,500 word AI manifesto… he’s running for President of AI.Buy a $10 Du...
11 Elo 22min
🛒 “UberCartDashBnB” — Airbnb’s new bets. Boxed Wine’s boom. Robinhood’s seed farmer. +LinkedIn Snitches
Airbnb stock had its best day ever Friday… because of car rentals, luggage storage, & Gigagedon.Robinhood is IPO-ing a VC fund with Y Combinator companies… it’s super seedy (in a good way).Boxed wine ...
10 Elo 20min
🌶️ “Sloppy Nachos” — Chili’s AI rejection. Tubi’s Adam Sandler strategy. Zoox’s Amazon ATH. +Sam’s Influencer Camp
Amazon is #1 in the Mag7 in 2026... And its Zoox pedal-less robocab is about to get its 1st fare.Just after Pringles embraced AI, Chili’s is spitting it out… Here’s what Chili’s bought instead.The big...
7 Elo 20min
👉 “Poke” — MySpace vs. DisTok. Travis Kalanick’s future-port. Pringles’ perfect AI potato. +Spreadsheet Dating
MySpace makes a comeback & Disney partners with TikTok… It’s social media’s 2 destinies.Your next Pringle may be perfect… because AI perfected the potato with “Digital Twins.”Ousted Uber founder Travi...
6 Elo 22min
