It was the best of Schaffers...it was the worst of Schaffers

Well, what a week that was. Your regular host Andy pulled a Jonathan Varane, and withdrew late with an undisclosed injury, so Ant, goes full Morgan Fox and steps in at the last minute to join Dun to dissect a busy old week (but without the own goal)

- A bloody good Friday - It was the best of Schaffers...

- How can you not notice a big lump like Lindsey at the far post?

- Marti makes some impact subs

- Smythy gets away with his impact (for a short while at least)

- Frey bullies the ball in the back of the net to equalise with 5 minutes to go

- Koki Sait-OW! Shoulder Dislocated.

- "Locate Dis!" Lucas no longer a naughty boy, was our messiah on good Friday right at the death.

- We had to resurrect the Lucas Music

- A bloody poor Monday - It was the worst of schaffers...

- Good job we're mathematically safe, Swansea had our number.

- Americans don't have Easter Monday as a holiday some of us have to work

- QPR fans generally United on Sutton's debut. Academy product Emerson gets his first taste of first team football.

- Fox helps Swans take flight

- Darling, we're 2-0 down.

- Madsen to Dembele again get us back in it

- Strong finish, came up short. (Am I allowed to say short?)

- We're safe. Good job as it's tighter than our FFP headway down at the bottom

- If QPR brought in a 25 goal striker from League 1 next season, you've be delighted. So why are we unsure about Charlie Kelman?

- Season almost over, we can put our feet up, nothing to see here.

- Oh...every. damn. time...

- Let's Frost/Nixon the elephant in the room. Marti v Nourry. A heavyweight last man standing battle. Only one can survive! (apparently...). Is it a Paella Bull**t?

- (Please don't buy The Sun - It's the National Enquirer of Fox News of Newspapers)

- Podcastapalooza this week. WSL and W12 go 60 Minutes with interviews and insight with the Head of Methodology on WSL and Ilias on W12. QPR Pod went more OAN with a balanced nuanced discussion.

- Conclusion: Can every one be like Xavi and just be Calm.

- Man, we could do with some lovely stuff after all that - So, Steve Lamacq, Pulp & Jam and there has been some bloody great TV this year.

- Predictions . Any chance we can get the ball in Burnley's net. No one else can. They've conceded 10 less goals than Kelman has scored!

- Soft Play on Sunday and Ant manifests concerts.

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