#347 - The POONYs THE NUMBER 1 HEAVY METAL ALBUM OF THE 1970’S

“If you’re gonna pick an album that’s supposed to be the album of the decade…”

The Grammy’s have proven over and over to metal fans over the years that their decisions are (more often than not) completely arbitrary and have absolutely zero basis in honor, truth, or reality whatsoever. And if you need to be reminded of this irrefutable fact, just remember who won the Grammy for “Best Metal Performance” in 1989.

“This was a little difficult and it was the first time…and there was no science behind this…”

Every award show, whether it’s The Grammy’s for the music industry or The Emmy’s for the acting industry, seems to be nothing more than some random selection of whatever artist is deemed popular or worthy enough by an elite few individuals to receive such an esteemed and prestigious award, based on nothing more than pure speculation and industry favoritism.

Well, we’ve decided that it’s OUR turn to do the same for metal. Because “it’s OUR award to give…”

With that, we proudly present to you The Inaugural Bunkerpoon Awards for Excellence in Metal, to be known henceforth as THE POONYs, an awards show where WE decide (based on our own personal experience and metal knowledge) which artist is worthy of our own, self-important seal of approval, honor, and recognition.

Ultimately, we hope that THE POONY AWARDS will become an event of prestigious accolades and glory that everyone in the metal community will attend with greater and greater anticipation and excitement.

And given that this is our very first ever POONY AWARDS, we have to start with the decade that has defined everything in metal up to this point: The 1970’s. Understand that with this being our very first ever (ahem, “inaugural”) awards show that the logistics behind our nomination process might seem a bit clunky (and, again, completely random, which is “why those awards shows take so long…”), but this is OUR take and OUR nominations for the artist that will receive the coveted POONY Award for THE NUMBER 1 HEAVY METAL ALBUM OF THE 1970’S.

“We’re gonna get better at this…”

So break out your Sunday best and the most top shelf relaxers you have in your stash and JOIN US as we launch our first ever, totally random, self-indulgent, heavy metal awards show from the Bunkerpoon Center for Metal Excellence where we select “The Best Heavy Metal Album of the 1970’s” on this, The Metal Nerdery Podcast Awards:

THE POONYs: Volume I – The 1970s.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “We don’t care about the masses, we care about OUR asses…”/ “Food in middle age is like porn in your teens…”/ “Was it Oui?”/ “I actually bought a #Velvet at a gas station…I was not even 18…”/ “Food addiction…next will be the fitness addiction, then it’ll be the sex addiction, and then I’ll go back to drug addiction and then it’ll be the end of the world…”/ “We need to be clear for this…”/ “Welcome to our very first ever POONYs awards…”/ “It’s the POONYs…it’s the inaugural POONYs…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***

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(10:10): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE POONYs – The Inaugural Metal Nerdery Podcast Awards – The Best Heavy Metal Album of the 1970’s /

“They WANT to make it to The POONYs…”/ “Tell us YOUR nominations for The POONYs…”/

“I’ll bet you 5 pubic hairs I could tell you…”/ “69 is way too much multitasking for sex…”/

#ACDC GO DOWN / DOG EAT DOG (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / “This would have been a better opener…” / “So, if I were to disagree…”/ “If you’re gonna pick an album that’s supposed to be the album of the decade…”/ “As it ‘twere…” / BEATING AROUND THE BUSH / “Okay, I’ve got a story about that…” / IF YOU WANT BLOOD (YOU’VE GOT IT) (Highway To Hell – 1979) / #CantBeLoudEnough / “I don’t know…it won’t be the winner…”

(23:15): #BlackSabbath / “What was your first Sabbath experience?”/ “I didn’t really get into Sabbath until high school…”/ “I knew it was gonna be fucking hard…it IS hard, dude…it’s extremely hard…”/ “If we did the years, the top album of that year is going to be the Sabbath album…” / “Life’s not fair…”/ “We’ll fight about it at the end…”/ “I had to do it…”/

FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS (Paranoid – 1970) / #SurpriseSurpriseSurprise #LOL / “That was perfect…”/ “It never gets old…”

(31:37): “If there was another band that could possibly make the list…RUSH.”/ “I think with metal, we do this a lot, I think we always go backwards…like we’ll start here and then we’ll work our way back around…”/ #RUSH WORKING MAN (RUSH – 1974) / “People thought this was Zeppelin at the time…”/ “That’s a far cry from Power Windows…”/ “Why is it so quiet?” / TEMPLES OF SYRINX (2112 – 1976) / “You’re doing good, bro…” / “That’s the riff, though…”

(37:00): “We probably didn’t find out about 70’s Priest until South of Heaven…”/ “You cannot get that on the internet and DON’T YOU go look it up…”/ #Scorpions #VirginKiller / #Nazareth HAIR OF THE DOG (Hair of the Dog – 1975) / #sonofabitch / “We can throw some honorable mentions in there…”/ “How about some Deep Purple?” / “Don’t let the one cokeline fool you…”/ #DeepPurple BLACK NIGHT (7-inch single released in 1970) / “That sounds like Sabbath…”/ “It’s like stoner metal…”

(42:10): “I like elephants…”/ “It’s the most metal Zeppelin song…in the 70’s…”/ “No Quarter is early doom metal…”/ “I like how this is evolving…”/ #LedZeppelin NO QUARTER (Houses of the Holy – 1973) / “This is stoner metal at its best…it’s a mood…”/ “It’s a little bit slower for metal…it’s softer…doom (metal) is heavier than that…”/ “Other bands that get honorable mentions in the 70’s…”/ #EddieTrunk #ThatMetalShow / “That Metal Show was one of the earliest, televised, metal podcasts in the history of metal podcasts…”/ #UFO ROCK BOTTOM (Phenomenon – 1974) / #MichaelSchenker

(50:50): “You did mention Van Halen…and given the voice mail we got earlier…”/ #VanHalen ATOMIC PUNK (Van Halen – 1978) / “You know what, I’m not gonna judge…however…”/

“This episode’s going nowhere, btw…”/ “We can call this The 70’s Part II / “We have to pick 1 album…”/ “It’s which Sabbath album is the best…that’s gonna win the decade?”/ “So now is when the argument starts…”/ “The award goes to…”/ “If there was a top 5…” / Top 5 Metal albums of the 70’s…/ “This is no particular order…” / #recordscratch / “Don’t try to read it, you’re gonna break a blood vessel in your brain…it’s all 7’s…”/ “I think Master…of Reality, fuck face…”/ “So you’re picking the common ground…as you do.”/ “Of those…what’s the best album?”/ “This is why those awards shows take so long…”/ “We’re gonna get better at this…”/The Number 1 Heavy Metal Album of the 70’s / “And The POONY Award goes to…” / “This was a little difficult and it’s the first time… there was no science behind this…” / “It’s OUR award to give…”/ “This was a more fun version of The 70’s than our first one…”/

Let us know what YOU think…/ #untilthenext #outroreel