“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”
I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.Afterwards a caller tells me how pi...
22 Helmi 20231h 3min
"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG"
A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller w...
19 Helmi 202357min
“I HAVE 7 KIDS”
One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.Afterwards a caller discloses that they have...
15 Helmi 202355min
"I HATE MY NAME"
A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting wit...
12 Helmi 20231h
"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM"
A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move...
8 Helmi 20231h 1min
TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.Check out Tim’s YouTube...
5 Helmi 20232h 16min
i have a big announcement
I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out. DATES:3/16 PHOENIX AZ3/19 LA...
3 Helmi 20235min
CONFESSIONS OF AN UBER DRIVER
A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less comp...
1 Helmi 20231h 5min
