
SCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania. Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgange...
28 Touko 57min

SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops. Transcript Patrons April 1-6 Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave. ...
21 Touko 32min

Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, whic...
14 Touko 42min

Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?" Transcript: Patrons SCP Archives was create...
12 Touko 25min

Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 vi...
30 Huhti 25min

Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii ...
23 Huhti 25min

Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, My...
16 Huhti 27min



















