Episode 56: Summer House: Ciara gives the wrong advice & Amanda relishes Kyle's explosion RHOBH: Reunions RHORI: Alicia's Dolls, Valley: Nia/Danny's Relationship Crumbles, Plus Gen Z's Wired Headphones Are Back

Bravo has been completely unhinged this week and Lauren and Jessica are here for every single second of it — buckle in.

On Summer House, Amanda was smirking through Kyle's entire meltdown at the finale dinner and we clocked it. West reconciled with Ciara at coffee for one reason only: the viewers hated him and he wanted the bad press to stop. Meanwhile Amanda was literally coaching him on how to apologize. Oh, and the City cameras start rolling May 13. Production has protected Kyle and Amanda for a decade. Time's up.

On RHORI the Derby exposes Rulla's husband sneaking off to his mistress, who then posts from his car. The gang descends on a 43,000 square foot Rhode Island mansion that is almost certainly haunted. And Alicia has a room full of Bratz dolls she refuses to let her own daughter touch. Oh, and Dino went to trial for running an international cocaine operation. Rhode Island is not okay.

On The Valley, Michelle is apparently dating Dr. Dre, Nia and Danny's picture-perfect relationship facade is starting to crack in real time, Lauren cannot watch this show without having an out-of-body experience and honestly same.

On RHOBH, we recap all three reunions, the blush, Boze's inability to remember anything she said accurately and Amanda being smug that she did so well.

On Southern Hospitality, Leva has a lot to say about Emmy's microaggression and exactly how she's handling it going forward — and she is not mincing words. Grace Lily shows up to ask for her job back 30 days off ketamine while Leva stress-eats a pepperoni pizza across the table. And the rest of the gang is living their best lives in Punta Cana.

Ladies of London wraps its finale with Joshua's fashion show — and we use that term loosely. Ten feet of grass, five people watching, Micah sweating through her jacket immediately, and Lottie posting "face card never declines" afterward. The Mark and Margo sit-down gave us chills for all the right reasons. Short season, strong finish.

In Gen Z Corner, wired headphones are back. And this week's conspiracy: Gerald the Dophin