The Virgin Edition & My Crazy Icks Part 2 | EP 18

Hi gay, I know you’ve missed me since my last english podcast, so I’m here to announce that my deluxe album: LAURA GAURA - The Virgin Edition is out now! in this episode I will continue my endless list of icks, but before that, we need to talk about the album i’ve been working on for months and months! At the end of the podcast I’ll play you the whole album and let me know what you think in the comments!

This Deluxe version of the Laura Gaura debut album is a step into my asexual, pure, virgin side. The debut album was so sexy through and through, that I felt like I had to exorcise that demon through my gospel EP and prepare you all for the rebrand of the decade.

The CDs are Made in Italy with my real pubes inside the case, plus 3 shiny tiny stickers you can place proudly on your laptop or anywhere. For the really special fans, I have created an exclusive t-shirt in the style of a magazine, with me as the chief of the chopped khias in mermaid form. If you want to win a CD or a tshirt, you have to send me a voice note DM with a spicy confession, so crank it!

A short track by track commentary, the first song Pizdamea, which means MY C*NT, is a song derived from ganja burn by Nicki Minaj. I felt it was the perfect OPENING song because the lyrics say: abstaining from sex, had to zen my body, i aint giving so don’t ask i don’t lend my body, gotta be king status to give men my body…….

Second song is inspired by my escort shemale friend, who made me realise that if I was a Shemale, all my problems and disappointments would be solved. indeed, you don’t really get invited on dates and become a wife, but at least your money will always grow thanks to foolish men who step out of their marriages to get fucked by trans dick.

Moving onto Khia Asylum, i felt like the song fit perfectly on this virgin edition and throught this song I continue the narrative that my pussy is a sanctuary and my ass is pure, so I would rather stick to being in the khia asylum than out on the streets that are packed with loser men, and so should you.

Jumping into the original album which i hope everyone has heard by now, we drop it down low for one last time for old times’ sake, before ending things with a comedown of the two deluxe songs, in a folk and piano form, as a symbol for the realisation that the whoring is a whole bunch of disappointing experiences in the end and you’re better off living life for yourself.

PWP JOS