ANDREW: DO YOU WANT YOUR DICK FORCE-SUCKED?
After being barraged with a slew of E-mails and Tweets from other girls with guys just not that into them, Corinne feels...better? Maybe? Not really? Who cares? At any rate, much like the Native Americans, she hates to waste anything (even feelings), so she's happy to have helped some sad fuck souls out there by sharing yet another vignette from the series of unfortunate events that is her (lack of) love life. Meanwhile, Krystyna gives a loyal fucker the fuck yes to online dating to find a FB (fuck buddy) or romance or whatever that self-proclaimed broke bitch wants! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome ANDREW, Krystyna's suspiciously Stephen-esque one-night (or two-night) stand -- who can recall, really? They reminisce about excessive partying, pajama pants and whether or not Krystyna actually made out with Katy Perry. Plus, in a GWF first, Andrew pulls a semi-Magic Mike mid-podcast. And, seriously, guys, Corinne & Krystyna want to host your Christmas party for the moneyz...preferably in a tropical climate. OK. Thank you. Bye. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight PENNSYLVANIA! Come see KRYSTYNA headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th, at 8PM! Tix are $15 and there will be alcoholic beverage available for a cheap cheap price. CORINNE will be featuring! It'll be a crazy night! For tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-kept-secret-tour-live-tickets-13010712391 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Marras 20141h 20min
DO YOU HAVE A MAGIC TONGUE?
As the saying goes, things comes in threes, so it's only appropriate that as the girls approach one year of talking about guys they fucked on Guys We Fucked, Corinne rounds it out with getting "dumped" a third time. As has become routine, Krystyna takes her seat as friend and therapist while the girls analyze the effects of social media and texting on "hanging out", Corinne's emotional wall and how the fuck to know when and if you're dating somebody. Post emergency sesh, C&K welcome brilliant comic and Facebook status updater KURT METZGER fresh off the debut of his Comedy Central special "White Precious" to talk about the complex open relationship he has with his girlfriend of 7 years, how to go about fucking him if that's a thing you want to do, what needs to happen for his huge pee-pee to fit inside a woman's v-v, why that cat calling video was NOT racist and how people have become too motherfucking sensitive about everything. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Marras 20141h 29min
DO THE KIDS STILL 69?
Sure, Elle.com just called them promiscuous for profit...which kinda makes them seem like hookers...but sweet hookers! Yay! Feminism! While Corinne's giddy maybe kinda going somewhere with a guy bubble has seemingly burst, Krystyna was forced to decide if she really wants to have a threesome. On Halloween. A Halloweensome? This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome BILLY PROCIDA, comic and host of The Manwhore podcast. The three talk butthole licking, web cam work for money, 69ing, and, oh yah, that time Billy flew all the way to Las Vegas for a BJ. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tweet Billy @TheBillyProcida Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8 Marras 20141h 9min
WERE YOU AWAKE WHEN WE WERE FUCKING?
Oooooooh boy, Krystyna and Corinne are pissed. Like, real pissed. Like, so pissed you might look at them and want to catcall them, but then be scared to do so. Also, don't do that. Ever. What the fuck is wrong with you? After verbally ripping some online trolls a new asshole, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest, professional singer LISA, who was nice enough to stop by while on tour with a band to talk about the important issues: butt stuff, her sexual kryptonite Poison Penis, and, oh yeah, the fact that she's seen, touched and enjoyed Stephen's (yes, Krystyna's Stephen) penis. Listen to this sexy episode and then let us know if you have what it takes to sexually satiate a Lisa. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, #FUCKERS! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight See Corinne and Krystyna do stand-up Sunday, November 2nd at 8:00PM at New Wave Stages! Tix are $5 each, to purchase, click here: www.eventbrite.com/e/reverend-moon…ookenivtefor001 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Loka 20141h 16min
DO YOU HAVE SEX TO FILL A VOID?
Bonded by now having both seen Corinne's naked bod, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more ready than ever to dive into some serious talks about not knowing what the fuck you're doing when you start fucking, possible reasons your boo hasn't banged you in 10 months and how to lower yourself to dating a 6 when you're totes used to a 9. This week, Krystyna and Corinne welcome bad boy comic JOE MASSE to the show to discuss the ins and outs of his 36-hour relationship, his time spent in anger management classes and how and why he became the successful male slut he is today. Let's just say the phrase 'daddy issues' gets tossed around a lot in this episode. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Joe: @HiImJoeMasse Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight See Corinne and Krystyna do stand-up Sunday, November 2nd at 9:30 PM at New Wave Stages! Tix are $5 each, to purchase, click here: http://www.eventbrite.com/e/reverend-mooneys-comedy-confessional-tickets-13865553243?ref=esfb&utm_campaign=201308&utm_source=Facebookenivtefor001 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Loka 20141h 28min
DOES CHASING PUSSY MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE?
Fresh off the heat of their Reddit thread, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are back for another week of broadcasting from a basement! Corinne's pussy is in pain, Krystyna's broke, but, hey, at least they have the love and support of everyone on the Internet (LOLz y'all)! After advising a hot babe on how to deal with being dumped by her publicly known boo, the gals sit down with EMILY & ARSHAN, their real-life friends who are in a real-life open relationship...that's working! As the first-ever couple on the show, Corinne and Krystyna shoot out the questions pretty much all of us have about open relationships like DO YOU USE CONDOMS? IS THERE JEALOUSY? WHAT IF YOU GET A CRUSH? Enjoy this surprisingly zen episode of GUYS WE FUCKED featuring people who love to fuck so much...they based their lifestyle around it! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight TICKETS & INFO FOR PAID OR PAIN AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB TONIGHT, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17TH featuring Jay Nog, Lady Zombie and Corinne Fisher: www.empiretonight.com/events/paid-or-pain/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Loka 20141h 11min
YOU CAN MAKE MONEY WITHOUT A DICK TOUCHING YOUR FOOT?
Sure Corinne can't recall exactly what happened at her birthday party, but rumor is she had a damn good time! Meanwhile, Krystyna went back to Pennsylvania and finally mustered up the courage to tell her mom about the podcast. This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night welcome dominatrix and NYC-based performer extraordinaire, LADY ZOMBIE and writer/comedian JAY NOG. The 4-some go into depth about the underworld of BDSM (Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism) including dungeons, stinky feet foot fetish fantasies and what happens when you force your head into a lady's crotch. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Hanging Out v. Dating, Bi-sexual Men v. Fully Homosexual Men, A Fun Amount of Sex v. Too Much Fucking Sex E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tweet Lady Zombie @LadyZombie Tweet Jay Nog @JayNog Lady Zombie's Official Website: http://www.ladyzombie.com Lady Zombie's Official Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/LadyZombieInfo Lady Zombie on Fet Life: fetlife.com/users/17649 TICKETS & INFO FOR PAID OR PAIN AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17TH featuring Jay Nog, Lady Zombie and Corinne Fisher: http://www.empiretonight.com/events/paid-or-pain/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Loka 20141h 13min
HOW DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS GAY?
Even after the success of her best friend's wedding, Corinne still thinks the idea of getting married is insane while Krystyna's period is making her (and everyone around her) go insane. This week, after the girls answer #fucker letters from a strong black woman who doesn't understand what white guys are more intimidated by -- the strong or the black -- and a self-proclaimed 'fat slut', they sit down with comic and ordained minister, MARIBETH MOONEY. MARIBETH is a 50+ cougar who officiates weddings, but has never had or wanted one of her own and her stories of fucking the tax man, finding out her boyfriend was gay during a threesome and starting off life as a suffocated chubby Catholic girl leave Corinne & Krystyna begging for more. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Derek Jeter's one-night stand gift baskets, school administration comparing girls in leggings to prostitutes and finding out what the fuck a Today Sponge is. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Maribeth @MoonsTheRealOne Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3 Loka 20141h 17min
