WHY DO MY CANDLES SMELL LIKE PUSSY?

Neil Sedaka really got down to the nitty gritty when he simply crooned, "Breaking up is hard to do." Because it is. Like, really, really hard. This week, Corinne took a solo trip to a comedy show to test her mental state and Krystyna recounts her obsession with someone she knew wasn't right for her. Meanwhile, an angry #fucker needs help finding zen after learning his longtime girlfriend was cheating on him. On this week's episode of The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with storyteller, actor, author, and former bad kid, DAVID CRABB, to hear his tales of almost getting raped, gay clubs in the 90s, and a platonic meeting that turned into a 12-year (and counting) relationship. PLUS: How to Be Friends with Girls (When You Are a Girl) PRE-ORDER DAVID'S BOOK, "BAD KID"! http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Kid-Memoir-David-Crabb/dp/0062371282/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8 Follow DAVID on Twitter @TheDavidCrabb Visit his website: www.davidcrabb.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Touko 20151h 54min

Much like a dick after a glass of whiskey, some of the #fuckers have gone soft... So, this week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have summoned someone to toughen y'all up -- comic, conservative & cock-sucker, TIM DILLON! Tim, Corinne & Krystyna get into the real shit in this episode with tales of tugging your straight BFF's wiener and neighborhood-wide penis presentations as well as everyone's thoughts on conditions in less sexually progressive countries and where it's appropriate to jizz. PLUS: Why taking ALL the shame and taboo out of sex might not be such a great thing. If this episode doesn't offend you, we done fucked up. Follow TIM DILLON on Twitter @TimJDillon Donate to CORINNE'S IndieGoGo towards her NY Fringe Festival show! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-comedienne-project E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Touko 20151h 32min

It wouldn't be much of a sex podcast if the girls of Sorry About Last Night didn't discuss THE ALMIGHTY BRUCE JENNER INTERVIEW. Following their thoughts on Bruce's tell-all about his upcoming transition into Her, Corinne & Krystyna welcome this week's guest, Comedian, Writer, Director, Producer, Blogger, Dentist, Healer, Friar, and all-around comedy staple, JEFFREY GURIAN. During their enlightening conversation, the three talk about fucking on a spiritual level, how whores used to get some respect, and they delve deeply into what Marvin Gaye might've really meant when he sang about "Sexual Healing". Follow JEFFREY on Twitter @JeffreyGurian Check out COMEDY MATTERS at www.comedymatterstv.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Touko 20151h 36min

Welp, Hillary's officially running for President and Donald Trump is officially an asshole. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (LAST CALL WITH MOTHERFUCKING CARSON DALY) sit down with two fellow comics, BEN ROSEN & DANIEL CROW, who both also happen to be asexual. During what could be called the least naughty 4-some of all-time, the group talks about discovering your penis doesn't react to the outside world like everybody else's, what to do with all that spare time you have when you eliminate fucking, erections, connecting with people just because you like them, telling jokes not for pussy, and Pokemon. PLUS: Being forced to wear make-up at work, how to handle an ex's nude pix, & what comes after LGBT... Follow BEN on Twitter @rosen Follow DANIEL on Twit-- ok apparently Daniel doesn't really tweet. E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Huhti 20151h 28min

What. A. Week. The newly-crowned Auntie Krystyna's ovaries are in overdrive after meeting her brother's new baby boy, meanwhile Corinne was up to something a little less family-oriented (in short, the most sexually deviant thing she's ever done) and she describes it in graphic detail (HI MOM!!). Closing out their series of awesome LA interviews, this week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with actor, comedian, Chilean, and SNL alum HORATIO SANZ in his basement for a whiskey (girls only) and weed (well, not Corinne)-fueled chat about growing up in the hood, transforming into a mega hottie, becoming famous (and the increase in pussy quality that ensues), and, of course, how Horatio and Krystyna wanna bone, but haven't. And won't. PLUS: EXCITING NEWS! Follow HORATIO on Twitter @MrHoratioSanz Listen to THE HOORAY SHOW Podcast on iTunes! E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Huhti 20151h 54min

Is our generation losing the ability to love? If Corinne's first (and last) Tinder date is a sign, then, well, yes. On a worse note, a concerned #fucker writes the girls about a nudie pic scandal that's sweeping the halls of Krystyna's alma mater and taking slut-shaming to a new low. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome writer, comedian, and director of the documentary Women Aren't Funny, BONNIE McFARLANE, to discuss sexism in comedy, being married to an addict, fucking the same person for a real long time, and raising a daughter in today's society. Plus, HOT LINDSAY. Follow BONNIE on Twitter @bonniemcfarlane Watch her documentary on Netflix called "WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY" E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Huhti 20151h 41min

Now that all four Sorry About Last Night parental units have the podcast on their radar, Corinne & Krystyna feel a great weight lifted as they go into their second-ever live taping at the Bell House in Brooklyn (there were people there this time, we promise) as part of the Bad Assery Women & Comedy Conference. In need of a charismatic guest, Corinne reached out to fellow comic and photographer, JASON BURKE, who happily obliged a mere day before the recording. So committed was he to the concept of the podcast, in fact, that they fucked later that night. What you are about to hear is the freshest GWF to-date complete with hangovers, hair of the dog, awkward giggling, foggy recollections, anecdotes about beer goggle bangs and prostitutes and the most indirect Über ride of all-time. Follow JASON BURKE on Twitter @eatprayjason INSTAGRAM @eatprayjason #umbrellababes www.umbrellababes.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Huhti 20151h 19min

Things are really looking up in Sorry About Last Night land's love & sex department this week! Krystyna is celebrating 4 years since her first date with Stephen (after which she called her mom to notify her she just dined with her future husband) and Corinne reignited the fuck flame with a former bang buddy who now owns an apartment conveniently located by her fave comedy club (because, you know, adulthood). This week, the gals welcome stand-up comic, writer, director, producer, and co-creator of Chappelle's Show, NEAL BRENNAN, to the GWF hot seat. The three sit in Neal's dopely-decorated Cali pad (along with his pup, Keith AKA 'King of the Good Boys') and talk Tinder, what it's like to have kind of a lot of money (Neal goes solo on this one), depression meds, sex versus happiness, fucking your way up the entertainment ladder, and documentaries like WOAH! BONUS: Neal explains why slut-shaming might be good for the economy. All this and more on this week's episode of GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PODCAST! E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Neal: twitter.com/NealBrennan Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Maalis 20151h 35min