Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired.

The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”.

Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner.

00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery

01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis

03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis”

04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages

04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose

05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons

06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport

07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day

08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has

10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System

12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash

12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick

13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate

15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity

15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener

16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate

18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong

19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together

20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies

21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever

22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read

24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin

25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever

27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories

28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession

30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading

30:55 Desert Island Albums

31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments

34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession

35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss”

36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life

36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton

37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions

39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different?

41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools

42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success

44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island

46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures

47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials

49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For

51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits

52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return

54:33 Final Portugal Reflections

56:17 End

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