DON'T POPPERS MAKE YOUR BUTTHOLE LOOSE?
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! Holy shit, #fuckers...thank you so much for making #GuysWeFucked the MOST LISTENED TO COMEDY PODCAST THIS WEEK -- we are incredibly honored and delighted!! On today's episode, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together known as the comedy duo 'Sorry About Last Night...') sit down with comedian, writer, creator of RISK!, and member of The State, KEVIN ALLISON, for some of the show's most wild sex stories to date. From Kink Camp to prostitution to skull-fucking to pee-smuggling, there's not a lot of things (or people) Kevin hasn't done. We explore his obsession with Asians, his thoughts on monogamy, what poppers really do to your pooper, and how to deduce if the guy cleaning your house is also DTF. PLUS: How to go about outing someone as a sexual predator. Listen to Kevin's Podcast, RISK! http://risk-show.com Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Tweet Kevin: twitter.com/TheKevinAllison Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US DO COMEDY!: WED 9/23 @ 9PM - The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room in Long Island City (7 train to Vernon-Jackson)featuring Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson Use code SEX for $5 tix! http://standingroomlic.com/event.cfm?id=412634&cart FRI 9/25 @ 9:15PM - Nacho Bitches - Corinne B-Day Edition Use code NACHO for $10 tix! http://newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=413648&_ga=1.211785878.221693432.1405380318 TUES 9/29 @ 7:30PM - Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door - glamourpuss3.brownpapertickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18 Syys 20151h 48min
YOU WERE MOLESTED AT FAT CAMP?
This week, Corinne and Krystyna truly lived what R. Kelly must've meant when he sang, "It's the freaking weekend baby/I'm about to have me some fun". Krystyna and her boo, Stephen, took a Swingers 101 course at a sex club all too familiar to Corinne while she was busy putting her vagina first (as was taught in last week's episode). In fucker land, an older, wiser gayer butterfly gives advice to a young gay caterpillar and C&K give a young gal a pep talk about her pussy. This week, the women of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian JESSICA KIRSON to talk about how molestation can really put a damper on your fat camp experience, what a good sister does post "date" rape, compromise in a relationship, growing up with a therapist for a mom, anger, keeping things fresh with her wife and that dumb cunt Kim Davis. Visit Jessica's website and for the love of all that is funny, go see her live: http://jessicakirson.com/ Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: http://tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Tweet Jessica: twitter.com/JessicaKirson Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US DO COMEDY!: WED 9/23 @ 9PM - The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room in Long Island City standingroomlic.com FRI 9/25 @ 9:15PM - Nacho Bitches - Corinne B-Day Edition (use code NACHO of $10 tix) newyorkcomedyclub.com TUES 9/29 @ 7:30PM - Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door - glamourpuss3.brownpapertickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Syys 20151h 31min
YOUR MOM WAS THE NEIGHBORHOOD ABORTIONIST?
Krystyna's pussy got eaten out ever so gently, Corinne's is now gettin' a daily dose of cran, and spirits are high in the Guys We Fucked studio! The Sorry About Last Night inbox was filled to the brim with gems this week, but the girls decided to dip into some info about PAPs and reply to a listener who puts the "fuck" in LA Fitness (qué?). Today, C&K welcome educator, storyteller, comic, bi-sexual, Latina, and daughter of an abortionist -- JENICE MATIAS. At age 62, Jenice is the oldest GWF guest to date, but based off her sex drive (or presence) you'd have no effin' clue. The three talk Sexual Revolution, the lack of sexual education (or any education) for minorities in 1960s NYC, what it's like to be part of the hottest underground abortion scene in town, the joys of masturbation, and the power of the mutha fuckin' pussy. We don't wanna get you too excited, but this episode might just change your life... Visit Jenice's website: http://www.jenicematias.biz/ Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl…&utm_medium=open E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Stand-up shows you should come to!: WED 9/23 @ 9PM - The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room in Long Island City http://standingroomlic.com FRI 9/25 @ 9:15PM - Nacho Bitches - Corinne B-Day Edition (use code NACHO of $10 tix) http://newyorkcomedyclub.com TUES 9/29 @ 7:30PM - Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door - *ticket link coming soon* Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Syys 20151h 44min
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE TALKING ABOUT SEX?
Sex, pussy, jizz, 69, anal. We wanted you to get your fill up top because today's episode, well, dodges the topic at hand a bit... After a fuck funk, Krystyna gets herself back in the game with a spur-of-the-moment BJ that blows Stephen's mind, meanwhile Corinne tries a vibrator yet again and still fucking hates it (sometimes the least sensitive girls have the most sensitive clits, ya know?). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night... welcome their good friend, comic LANCE WEISS, who talks about his dad's transition into 'Victoria', the guilt a super religious upbringing can breed, and continually avoids the girls' questions about anything below his belt (in all fairness, he did warn us). To round out the episode, Lance and Corinne bond over their Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). PLUS: The ebb and flow of a long-term sexual relationship and what to do when ya got a small dick. Just google Lance Weiss to find him (his words, not ours) NACHO BITCHES with special guest KEVIN MEANEY Fri, Aug 28th New York Comedy Club 9:15pm CODE: NACHO for $10 tix TICKET LINK: newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm…405380318 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl…&utm_medium=open E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Elo 20151h 35min
YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN YOURSELF A BUTT TEST?
All good things must come to an end... Oh no, don't worry, we're not talking about the podcast, we're talking about Corinne's Summer of Celibacy! Meanwhile, a #fucker needs advice after her first foray into the world of blackout sex. This week, the chicks of Sorry About Last Night sit down (and try not to slide off their seats) with comic/writer/perv/former super small apartment inhabitant SETH HERZOG to talk fecal etiquette, electricity-free fucking, and how to have a three-way in a lofted twin bed. PLUS: Why Seth doesn't feel the need to manscape and his pitch for a new rooftop sex business. SERIOUS NOTE: Hey, America! Could you be a doll and stop slaughtering transgender women of color? Thnx. THE COMEDIENNE PROJECT @ NYC Fringe Fest Sat 8/22 @ 8:45pm Thurs 8/27 @ 6:30pm Under St. Mark's Theater - 94 St. Mark's Place $18 http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom NACHO BITCHES with special guest KEVIN MEANEY Fri, Aug 28th New York Comedy Club 9:15pm CODE: NACHO for $10 tix TICKET LINK: http://newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=410230&_ga=1.6304049.221693432.1405380318 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl%E2%80%A6&utm_medium=open Follow SETH on Twitter: @TheZog E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Elo 20151h 44min
YO, YOU GAY?
Continuing her Summer of semi-celibacy, this past weekend Corinne re-discovered her love of a good make-out session, one knowledgeable #fucker schools the girls on the magical world of penises and Sorry About Last Night makes a SUPER EXCITING POPRAGEOUS ANNOUNCEMENT! This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with self-proclaimed bull dyke lesbian and comedian, EMMA WILLMANN, for a off-the-walls conversation that covers losing your virginity to a wildebeest, running away from a girl with a strap-on, why it's no good when the penis sprays, how common it is for a lesbian to be sexually assaulted, getting hit on by men when you like ladies, cookies over models and the difficulties of dyslexic sexting. Oh... YOU GUYS! We designed custom leggings with our lovely sponsor, POPRAGEOUS!! Check them out at www.poprageous.com and use code GWF and get 20% off your ENTIRE first order. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS! Co-hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling, Tuesday, August, 18th, 7:30PM: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2128142 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl…&utm_medium=open Visit EMMA's website: http://www.emmacomedy.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Elo 20151h 38min
YOU WERE THE FAT BITCH EATING CAKE IN A RAP VIDEO?
Do you need to work on your 'don't hit on me' face? Do you get sick of boyfriend peen "too quickly"? Do you love cake? Then this episode is for you! Join Corinne & Krystyna as they sit down with comic, trainer, and the formerly obese/hairy/leg-brace-wearing ROBYN SCHALL to discuss fat fetishes, fucking because the other kids are doing it, eating a burger while getting fingered, staying together but living apart, being comfortable with and aware of who you are, committing to your Cat Woman costume on Halloween, and why just because you're heavy doesn't mean you can't have swag. Plus...we have a SPONSOR!! Visit www.poprageous.com for all your legging/shirting/bathing suiting needs. Made in Los Angeles, baby! #Fuckers! Use code GWF and get 20% off your ENTIRE first order. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS! Co-hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling, Tuesday, August, 18th, 7:30PM: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2128142 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open FOLLOW ROBYN: @RobynSchall E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7 Elo 20151h 31min
CHRIS: WHAT WAS IT LIKE WHEN YOU FIRST PUT YOUR PENIS IN A BUTT?
Lace up your platforms and check the balance on your Hot Topic gift card, because Guys We Fucked is heading back to high school! On today's episode, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's homosexual boyfriend of exactly one week, CHRIS! From masturbating to the dudes in department store catalogs to after-school trysts in the center of town with a fellow closeted classmate to a gay co-dependent relationship that found him smack in the middle of a heroin addiction, Chris walks Corinne & Krystyna through his coming out process, sex with women, the effects of living a lie, and why he asked out Corinne in the first place. PLUS: One couple's experience revealing suppressed sexual secrets. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Heinä 20151h 38min
