435: Medieval Knights: Fifty Shades of Graelent

435: Medieval Knights: Fifty Shades of Graelent

⚔️Sir Graelent is too beautiful for his scruples

At least that's what the queen thinks. Good thing she doesn't have the power to wreck his whole life if he doesn't love her. Oh, wait...

😈 The Creature: The Witkəś

Sick bears eating dirt means you have to get your gunpowder boat, scarecrow, and slow stump wick. That sentence will make sense if you listen to the creature of the week.

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🎵 Music Credits

Rumoi Line by Blue Dot Sessions
Cupcake Marshall by Blue Dot Sessions
Invention #1 by Breakmaster Cylinder
Inspector F by Blue Dot Sessions
Alright but Here's the Problem by Breakmaster Cylinder

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447: Medieval Knights: Bevis and Butting Heads

447: Medieval Knights: Bevis and Butting Heads

🐴So, your step-dad is an evil emperor who's trying to murder you.Bevis of Southampton has had a difficult life. His dad went to the pharmacy (the woods) and never came back (because he was murdered b...

4 Marras 1h 35min

446: Samhain: Back from the Dead

446: Samhain: Back from the Dead

👻No one parties on Halloween Night like Nera and his friendsBecause their parties involve making bracelets. And corpses. And making bracelets for corpses.It's Samhain night, and Nera, a lowly spearma...

21 Loka 56min

445: Indian folklore: Fake It 'Til You Make It

445: Indian folklore: Fake It 'Til You Make It

💪There's something powerful about confidence.Except that, if you're not actually powerful...or generous...or deadly, pretending to be those things can get you in a lot of trouble. Only if you get cau...

7 Loka 53min

444: Dwarves: Ortnit Wit

444: Dwarves: Ortnit Wit

🗡️Ortnit has it all.The strength of twelve men. A secret, super lineage. A dwarven sword and unbreakable armor. The question is, what is he going to do with it? Start a war to try to date a princess?...

23 Syys 57min

443: Tricksters: Does Whatever A Spider Can

443: Tricksters: Does Whatever A Spider Can

🕷️Spiders don't have tails, but this one has tales. Anansi is one of the most famous folklore tricksters in the world, but we'll see that behind every great trickster...is likely a trail of broken an...

9 Syys 55min

442: Greek Myths: The Poseidon Adventures

442: Greek Myths: The Poseidon Adventures

🔱It's Poseidon's turn.On the podcast. Not to be king of the gods. He's actually totally not mad that his little brother is king. Because Zeus isn't the king of him. But Poseidon does do everything hi...

25 Elo 47min

441: Celtic folklore: Deerly Beloved

441: Celtic folklore: Deerly Beloved

🗡️If at first you don't succeed, die, die again.Ian's had a hard life. That life gets even more difficult when he falls in love with a woman who is (not-so-secretly) a deer. And who makes him eat her...

12 Elo 55min

440: Monkey King: The Shakedown

440: Monkey King: The Shakedown

🐒 Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, knows a demon shakedown when he sees it.And what's happening in this town, where people need to pay upwards of $30k (in 2026 USD) a year to a Buddha they never see? Tha...

29 Heinä 54min