
Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday
After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30 Tammi 202430min

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles
William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26 Tammi 202418min

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23 Tammi 202438min

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 Tammi 202416min

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing
After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16 Tammi 202439min

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks
As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12 Tammi 202416min

Help I’m Still Balls Deep
A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicating when your partner's father catches you in the act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9 Tammi 202450min

The Sexted Awards 2023
Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25 Joulu 202319min