
Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into G&Diva dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Tammi 42min

Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes
The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment. One G&Diva finds themselves in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviors that give him the ick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Tammi 19min

Help William’s Got A Hard Out
William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and a listener’s spicy story about a classical banger has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Tammi 42min

Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Tammi 22min

Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button
After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few G&Diva dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror of waking up stark naked… in your parents’ bed. And once again, Ben is wrestling his way onto the podcast with the help of a special red button. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Tammi 43min

Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack
It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, the G&Divas have sent in their festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Joulu 202440min

Festive Fails, Fancy Fa-La-Las, and Christmassy Feels
Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20 Joulu 202426min

Help I Got Sixty-Blinded
Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Joulu 202433min





















