07/31/2026Full Show:Tollway Disaster, Police Chase & Wheel of Misfortune!!

On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard in a while. A listener reveals she's considering hiring a very attractive male escort to accompany her to her 20-year high school reunion after a major glow-up. Is it brilliant confidence, a harmless social experiment, or a recipe for disaster? The conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns as the show debates whether living your best life is enough... or if a little reunion revenge is sometimes justified.

The crew also shares stories from a chaotic day across North Texas, including a massive traffic nightmare after a 34,000-pound industrial oven crashed onto the Dallas North Tollway and a dramatic police chase that unfolded right outside the station.

Plus, listeners help us "Age Yourself" with old-school struggles that today's generation could never survive, from waiting by the phone for a crush to call, to hunting down pay phones, and anxiously watching the TV scroll for snow day announcements.

This week's case puts parenting expectations on trial. A mother wants to skip her daughter's first birthday party, arguing that one-year-olds won't remember extravagant celebrations anyway .Find out on Candice Court. The fan-favorite Wheel of Misfortune is back, and this week it claimed another victim!

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