118: The Mouse Shall Not Lie Down With The Book (Psalms, Part 1)

Verily I say unto you, Theophiloi, that this generation shall not pass til the return of Apocrypals be fulfilled. And here we are, back in action after a lengthy, dissociative absence with the first part of our look at Psalms! It's the celebration of Approximate Week once again, so join us as we go through the first 23 of these possibly Davidic, probably not Adamic prayers, only stopping when we hit a famous one.

Topics of discussion: Fire Pro Wrestling World and mental illness, Chris's Bad Year, Benito's Good Year, Croasting (not Crow Sting), America Pope, SSGSS Luce, Swamp Thing, horse drugs, Psalty, the 120 Days of Psodom, NWAsonas, a potted review of Wicked, selah, Shrek (RIP), the CSB, Tim Meadows, a joke so good it made Benito cuss, Piccolo and Kami and Adam Warlock and the Magus and the Goddess.

Hymnal: "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre. "Take a Chance On Me" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church.

This episode of Apocrypals was edited by Chris.

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.dashery.com/apocrypals

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