NHOMAM - We Need To Talk About Jeff’s Butt - 08/21/2026

The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem gets off to a questionable start when Peaches and Viktor Wilt debate whether being tall, short, skinny or anything else is fair game for workplace jokes, before discovering that McDonald’s may have an entire customer dossier on your ordering history—and Viktor’s Taco Bell account apparently deserves its own congressional investigation with 30,000 lifetime points. From there, things take a hard left into Jade’s classroom “fart corner,” toxic concert farts, a kid at the Bilmuri concert apparently conducting an air-quality experiment on everyone around him, and Viktor and Jeff’s escalating office-wide gas warfare involving fake farts, stink bombs, fart spray and the possibility of strategically placed sardines. The guys also revisit the art of complaining to radio stations, including listeners demanding people get fired because they said something they didn’t like, and why Peaches and Viktor would rather ditch the old radio formula of fake bits, fake prank calls and everybody reading the same prep. They also get into Shane Gillis’ comments about being chased by homeless people in Salt Lake City, whether the city really deserves its reputation, why Idaho Falls residents sometimes act like their town has become Los Angeles overnight, and Viktor admitting he walks the Greenbelt at 11 PM in a hoodie listening to sad songs like a man desperately waiting for somebody to love him. Add in Peaches trying to drown gnats in his bathroom sink, a discussion about Gavin Newsom, Joe Rogan and the hypothetical political podcast episode nobody saw coming, and a final investigation into the suspicious Corona bottle sitting on the desk, and you’ve got a Friday episode that somehow manages to cover fast food surveillance, workplace warfare, modern radio, Salt Lake City, politics, insects and an alarming amount of gastrointestinal information.