One Ring to Rule Them All
Ladies, Theydies, and Gentlethems! Behold Trixie's newly-acquired ring of destiny: the one and only Oura Ring! A small and gleaming metallic circlet wherein the chronicles of the mortal frame are gath...
25 Elo 1h
The Ballad of Merrily and Bob
From a nameless wind-swept Midwest town came Merrily, an innocent creature bound for Hollywood beneath a horrible perm, her face entombed in pancake makeup thick enough to withstand the California sun...
18 Elo 48min
We Finally Explain Art
Art, to us beautiful biological women, is the residue produced when consciousness attempts to impose intelligibility upon the otherwise rudimentary foundation of existence. It's a beautiful and occasi...
11 Elo 48min
Some Like It Hot & Flaky
Hey there, homemakers: why serve your hungry brood another dreary, bare-faced supper when the smart modern cook can tuck beef, chicken, ham, veggie dogs, Cyclospora-laden lettuce, and even yesterday’s...
4 Elo 56min
Wear Your Virtue, Broadcast Your Bouquet with Trixie and Katya
We here at Bald, LLC are proud to present: "The Essence of Consequence," our ultra-natural deodorant lovingly compounded from Icelandic aloe, pulverized cedar bark, ceremonial Scottish peat, and the p...
28 Heinä 58min
The Magic of Movements with Trixie and Katya
Across the porcelain provinces of our human experience, each soul leaves behind its own small testament; some solemn and substantial, with others fleeting as a whispered flush under the gentle glow fr...
21 Heinä 1h 1min
Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya
The City of Los Angeles, in the full radiance of its civic wisdom and an ambition matched only by its bewildering infrastructure, proudly announces the inauguration of a new subway line connecting the...
14 Heinä 52min
