My Ex is Trying to Kill Me
Chelsea's ex didn't fix her brakes, he just showed her a fake $1,700 invoice line by line. Lindsay did a drive-by of the old house to grab her fall boots and found rabbit ears on the flat screen TV, a...
29 Syys 39min
Sharing Panties and Crockpots
Chelsea and Lindsay recap a girls' weekend Wisconsin where everyone was too respectful, the men all loved their wives, and Chelsea just wanted someone to disrespect her a little. Chelsea deployed Lin...
23 Syys 45min
Divorces and FLDS Cults *REPLAY*
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a per...
8 Syys 48min
Banana Butt Stuff and Bimbos
PSA: don't shove a banana up your butt and we have a genuinely solid sex trafficking prevention tip. Lindsay cried at 5:30 on Friday, went out anyway, and became the belle of every bar. Chelsea disco...
31 Elo 53min
Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby
Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets...
24 Elo 36min
How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend
Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in t...
19 Elo 26min
Why Men Hate Women
We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new friend group we've ma...
10 Elo 47min
