Lindy and Meagan are Unmistakably Steak & Ale

BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS!

• Our Second Annual BBLs for BBWs Pledge Drive is BACK baby!!! October 5th thru October 8th! Four nights of live streaming on the Youtube youtube.com/@textmebackpod. Special guest(s)! BIG PRIZES. Secrets! Rumors! Pranks! We want YOU to get your bestie involved. Stay tuned for all the details on patreon.com/textmebackpod
• AND because we’re already obsessed with your best friend(s) we are announcing our first ever Bestay Esstay Contestay!!!!!!! We want to know about your best friendships. Great stories, funny moments, lore, love. Make us laugh, make us cry. Submit your 750 word essay here! We will be reading essays and selecting our top 3 winners! More chaotically presented info in the ep!

BUT FIRST! We have a few juicy microsegments dropping for you in this ep. Themes: Breakfast. Enshitification. Lindy’s Rebuilding Year.

We also damn near ran the wheels off our media board, so look forward to that. Which brings us to a CALL FOR JINGLES! We have a new segment called Jingle Jangle, currently Jingle-less! Give us a jingle or a jangle with YOUR jingle jangle for the segment Jingle Jangle and we’ll jangle you forever! deartextmback@gmail.com

And last but not least, Segment P.U.B.E.S!!! Man simping for a multibillion dollar industry while doing small errands at the USPS? You’re on notice, sweetie! Kash Patel? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. If you have P.U.B.E.S you want to tell us about call into the BFF party phone at (703) 829-0003.

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Tune into the flame of Meagan’s love for Ricky Martin reignite in Lindy and Meagan are Doing Doo Diligence and in Lindy and Meagan are Moockus Grackus
• Hear more about Seattle’s EMP (MoPop) and the possible origins of “audially” in Lindy and Meagan Stay on the Ones
• Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.

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